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Quicktime/Nokia

Dear Lazyweb:

Tell me how I get my lovely Nokia N95 8GB to play Quicktime movies? Because Zo emailed me a .mov of her eating a baby at the airport this morning, and I downloaded it to my phone (on zippy 3.5G connection, eat it iPhone) and could not play it.

I will not be denied my necrobabyporn while out in the street masturbating into a litter bin. Help me, Lazyweb. Help me.

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10 Comments

  1. Illogic

    Illogic

    Google says: “Convert to mp4″.
    But it sounds like you’d have to download it again after doing that on a computer, which would take time that I’ll assume you don’t have.
    All I can think of is a codec for whatever devilry you have installed on the Nokia.
    Anyone else?

  2. Zo

    Zo

    If I knew you were going to masturbate to my baby-lunch video I would have sent you five of them.

  3. shouldn’t that be necropeadofagia porn?

    Although I don’t make words happen for a living, so i might be wrong.

  4. Justred

    Justred

    Short answer no, it will need to be converted.

  5. jk

    jk

    I have an n96 and have used coreplayer – it’s a player designed specifically for the Symbian 60 series including N95, N96 etc. Not sure how much it is to buy… if that’s what you’re into. I think it started as a freeware project on the symbian platform some time ago so it’s good to support their work.

  6. jk

    jk

    Oh and the point being – you don’t need to convert…

  7. Somebody sent you her video in which she is “eating a baby”.

    O_o.

    I am alerting the police……………………………………………..(just joking).

    Did she tell you whether the baby was delicious ? :P

  8. i don’t think you’re wishing hard enough. wish harder.

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