Quicktime/Nokia
March 17th, 2009 | brainjuice
Dear Lazyweb:
Tell me how I get my lovely Nokia N95 8GB to play Quicktime movies? Because Zo emailed me a .mov of her eating a baby at the airport this morning, and I downloaded it to my phone (on zippy 3.5G connection, eat it iPhone) and could not play it.
I will not be denied my necrobabyporn while out in the street masturbating into a litter bin. Help me, Lazyweb. Help me.

Google says: “Convert to mp4″.
But it sounds like you’d have to download it again after doing that on a computer, which would take time that I’ll assume you don’t have.
All I can think of is a codec for whatever devilry you have installed on the Nokia.
Anyone else?
nokia’s don’t like .mov’s. You’ll have to convert it first nokia provide a tool for it http://europe.nokia.com/videos [I think?]- or http://www.any-video-converter.com/products/for_video_free/ or just hard wire it to your brain. which ever suits.
could try this :
http://coreplayer.com/content/view/28/69/
If I knew you were going to masturbate to my baby-lunch video I would have sent you five of them.
shouldn’t that be necropeadofagia porn?
Although I don’t make words happen for a living, so i might be wrong.
Short answer no, it will need to be converted.
I have an n96 and have used coreplayer – it’s a player designed specifically for the Symbian 60 series including N95, N96 etc. Not sure how much it is to buy… if that’s what you’re into. I think it started as a freeware project on the symbian platform some time ago so it’s good to support their work.
Oh and the point being – you don’t need to convert…
Somebody sent you her video in which she is “eating a baby”.
O_o.
I am alerting the police……………………………………………..(just joking).
Did she tell you whether the baby was delicious ? :P
i don’t think you’re wishing hard enough. wish harder.