March 17th, 2009 | brainjuice

Dear Lazyweb:

Tell me how I get my lovely Nokia N95 8GB to play Quicktime movies? Because Zo emailed me a .mov of her eating a baby at the airport this morning, and I downloaded it to my phone (on zippy 3.5G connection, eat it iPhone) and could not play it.

I will not be denied my necrobabyporn while out in the street masturbating into a litter bin. Help me, Lazyweb. Help me.

10 Responses to “Quicktime/Nokia”

  1. Google says: “Convert to mp4″.
    But it sounds like you’d have to download it again after doing that on a computer, which would take time that I’ll assume you don’t have.
    All I can think of is a codec for whatever devilry you have installed on the Nokia.
    Anyone else?

  2. nokia’s don’t like .mov’s. You’ll have to convert it first nokia provide a tool for it http://europe.nokia.com/videos [I think?]- or http://www.any-video-converter.com/products/for_video_free/ or just hard wire it to your brain. which ever suits.

  3. could try this :

  4. If I knew you were going to masturbate to my baby-lunch video I would have sent you five of them.

  5. shouldn’t that be necropeadofagia porn?

    Although I don’t make words happen for a living, so i might be wrong.

  6. Short answer no, it will need to be converted.

  7. I have an n96 and have used coreplayer – it’s a player designed specifically for the Symbian 60 series including N95, N96 etc. Not sure how much it is to buy… if that’s what you’re into. I think it started as a freeware project on the symbian platform some time ago so it’s good to support their work.

  8. Oh and the point being – you don’t need to convert…

  9. Somebody sent you her video in which she is “eating a baby”.


    I am alerting the police……………………………………………..(just joking).

    Did she tell you whether the baby was delicious ? :P

  10. i don’t think you’re wishing hard enough. wish harder.