Conan! What Is Best In Life?
March 6th, 2009 | photography
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Warren Ellis, I fucking hate you.
It’s not related, but somehow, I thought of you the moment I read this:
http://i.gizmodo.com/5164841/robot-programmed-to-love-traps-woman-in-lab-hugs-her-repeatedly
I don’t know what that is and I dont want to know.
Ya know that pretty much my thought as well…”At least it’s not someone’s junk, how charming”.
I’m very disappointed; a genital piercing was expected.
Wow. You know what is the scariest thing. I didn’t look at that and think “ohhhh gross”. I took one look at that and the chemist in me realized instantly that that is PTFE, or as you might know it, Teflon.
In my previous job I used to analyze environmental and human samples for Teflon exposure, because it is suspected to be heavily carcinogenic. Needless to say, this guy could definitely have chosen a better material to make his piercing out of.
What a douche! (and yes, I’m a total nerd)