I Am, Apparently, After WATCHMEN. Twice.

February 19th, 2009 | Work

Huh. Okay. Weird.

The excitement surrounding the upcoming WATCHMEN feature film has brought new readers to the graphic novel format. Now that they’ve read WATCHMEN, where do they go next? Help point them in the right direction with DC Comics’ “AFTER WATCHMEN, WHAT’S NEXT?” program.

DC Comics has developed a marketing campaign that spotlights several award-winning, best-selling titles from our various imprints. Each book reflects an aspect of WATCHMEN’s broad appeal — including other works by Alan Moore, science fiction tales, post-modern super hero action and sophisticated titles for mature readers — and is a great entry point for both new fans just discovering graphic novels and established readers looking to try something new.

The program is supported by an extensive marketing campaign including five promotionally-priced reprint Specials which are rush solicited below.

The marketing campaign includes:

Five “AFTER WATCHMEN, WHAT’S NEXT?” Specials featuring a cover price of just $1.00:

• SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING #21 SPECIAL EDITION
TRANSMETROPOLITAN #1 SPECIAL EDITION
PLANETARY #1 SPECIAL EDITION
• PREACHER #1 SPECIAL
• IDENTITY CRISIS #1 SPECIAL

I am the bag of sweets that DC, wrapped in a filthy mac, will be holding in their hand as the kids leave the cinema.

21 Responses to “I Am, Apparently, After WATCHMEN. Twice.”

  1. Maybe by the time those kids graduate from college, Planetary will finally be finished.

  2. Identity Crisis???? On the same list as Transmet and Preacher?

  3. Two British authors who curse and who appear to have supernatural powers? Yeah, I can see why they added you in there.

    As for Identity Crisis, I didn’t think it was bad–not as good as Final Crisis, but sure better than Infinate.

  4. Good job - hopefully a bunch more people will come ’round to your view of the future.

  5. Either way, you can’t go wrong between Planetary and Transmet, though I give Planetary the edge (of course). Regardless, very nice to see some complementary promotion from DC.

  6. Watchmen is the first joint smoked behind school by the locker rooms.

    Transmetropolitan is snorting crack out of a dead hooker’s asshole while furiously masturbating with greasy bacon fat to the rhythm of “Ride of the Valkyries”.

    It’s something you have to build up to, y’know, get that tolerance going, …

    Planetary, on the other hand, is snorting derisively down your nose at the crack whores clustered on the end of your street, saying, “At least I don’t do that anymore,” while sipping your Laphroaig and smoking a cheap cigar.

  7. Id Crisis? Either Dc inexplicably felt the need to have something in continuity in the package or that piece of shit was a lot better than I remember. Maybe the first one?

  8. In a twisted way, I sort of hope neither is picked up for a movie. As good as Dark Knight was, I just keep thinking ‘Remember what the did to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. They will betray you. Never let them touch your shadow or they shall steal it away…’ Ok, so maybe not that last bit, but still. Now, if HBO or Showtime were to pick them up as long running series, that would be something else entirely. You could even run Planetary as a condensed, one season show. I would buy those DVD’s.

  9. So, Preacher is a gateway comic to the vast wonderful landscape of After Watchmen? Someone somewhere is trying to get the disposable income of the sons of corn farmers in America, it seems….

    Transmet, yeah, that actually is a good thing to hand off to someone who doesn’t do the “funny books”. Self-deprecation only goes so far, mate….

  10. Congrats on that.
    But what does it say about the state of the industry that all those titles are old as sin and one of them are currently running (Swamp Thing might be but who cares and Planetary…well, that’s Planetary). Alan isn’t doing much at the moment and his best work might be behind him (God I hope not). And I would say that you and Garth Ennis have some catching up to do to match those early glories. And I’m seeing fuck all new blood that’s going to keep those newcomers interested.
    They might as well call it “After Watchmen, download the latest episode of whatever TV show you kids are watching these days, cuz we have no idea how to reel you in” - I guess it wasn’t as catchy.

  11. that should be “none of them are currently running”

  12. Congrats with second and third place in the pantheon of the zillions of comics that dc has brought out in the last 50 years. A belated birthday present? :D

  13. Gwen, I share your bafflement.

  14. It’s a moderately diverse list. I recall early Preacher (vol. 1) being relatively tame compared to later stories. Identity Crisis seems like a nod to the more traditional DC universe. Planetary as an option for those who like their superheroes more interesting and engaging. Swamp Thing for the Moore fans. Of the 5, Transmet strikes me as the odd man out being batshit crazy from the get go (which is, of course, part of its charm).

    Am I the only one thinking this isn’t a bad ploy? I give DC kudos for trying to capitalize on the opportunity. About the only thing I see missing would be a heavier, more story-oriented fare, like Sandman. Sandman would have been cool to try and capitalize on Gaiman’s recent resurgence (Coraline, Newberry).

  15. Why do I get the impression that Identity Crisis sticks out on that list much like that pimply, greasy geek who was too nerdy to avoid getting pantsed by the jocks but too afraid to actually smoke out with the dirt bags? Oh, that’s right, because Identity Crisis was supposed to be “edgy.”

  16. Identity Crisis?! WTF?! Problem with the Hawk & Dove seps?! Identity Crisis?!

    Oh shit, I think I need some drugs and porn now. Identity Crisis?!?!?!! Really?!

  17. those kids are gonna be so mind fucked it’s not gonna be funny. Transmet and Preacher are like mindrape in book form.

  18. Identity Crisis makes sense as an attempt to do a Watchmen-like “beyond the masks and powers” story with DC’s big-leaguers in the JLA.

    Speaking of, have DC given any sort of publicity push to Miller’s Dark Knight Returns to follow up on TDK?

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  20. […] Creators | Warren Ellis reacts to the inclusion of Planetary #1 and Transmetropolitan #1 in DC’s “After Watchmen, What Next?” promotion: “I am the bag of sweets that DC, wrapped in a filthy mac, will be holding in their hand as the kids leave the cinema.” [Warren Ellis] […]

  21. Also on that list should be Global Frequency, but if DC are only pushing their own stash…

    And what’s Swamp Thing doing at the top of any list, ever?


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Positive Reinforcement Therapy

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This one goes out to Nadya, Zo, and especially Courtney Riot, our beloved creative director. Hang in there, babies.


Post tags: Coilhouse, Serious Business

?I?m bad? I?m a man? I HATE my penis.?

Coilhouse - 20 Nov 09

Well hello there!

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Do you lack healthy boundaries? Are you guilty of the compulsive overshare? All-too-eager to share gory, palpating details with complete strangers that no one besides your own mother and/or proctologist would ever want to know?

Non-consensual rape anecdote telling. Tactical uterus hurling in lieu of real intimate contact. The “I wasn’t breast fed enough so now I need to publicly air my personal anguish to feel properly nurtured and validated” power point presentation. “Cry For Help” cutting (across the street, not down the road). Cloaking references to life-shattering trauma in Obfuscating Yet Ominous Faerie Singsong? (patented by Tori Amos). “Fuck You Daddy, I’m a Suicide Girl Now!” blog posts. Spontaneous primal scream therapy in the supermarket. If you have ever attempted one or more of these maneuvers, chance are, you’re a TMI Avenger.

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Miss Piggy?s Teaches of Peaches

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Every time an issue of the magazine goes to print, things somehow turn Highly Inappropriate here at Coilhouse. This is apparent to anyone who was there on Twitter during the hours of our final revision deadline last night. And it’s only going to get worse before Issue 04’s out.So to celebrate, a video of Miss Piggy singing “Fuck the Pain Away” by Peaches. It’s that kind of day.

[via Shannon]


Post tags: Madness, Music, Puppetry

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claytoncubitt:

Will Blanche, ?The Newly Constructed Towers of the World Trade Center Seen From the South Side on West Street, May, 1973? (via These Americans)

See also:Mitch Epstein, ?West Side Highway, New York City? [looking towards World Trade Center] 1977

Percy Jackson trailer

Kung Fu Monkey - 20 Nov 09

Seriously, if I were 12, this would have melted my brain. I love this trailer.

JOURNAL: How to Break and Open Source Insurgency

John Robb - 20 Nov 09

Short Answer:  divide it.

It's long been my contention that Iraq was stabilized at an acceptable level of controlled chaos due to a happy accident by al Qaeda (in an attempt to expand/lead the loose insurgency in a new direction).  What did they do?   They blew up the Golden Mosque in Samara in 2006.  This act of symbolic terrorism did indeed disrupt social networks as anticipated, however the consequences were ultimately disastrous for the Iraqi open source insurgency.  

Baghdad_Ethnic_2007_late_smThe reason for this is it broke the dynamics of the open source insurgency in ways the US and Iraqi government's COIN efforts could not.  First, it created a permanent split between Sunni and Shiite insurgent groups/militias.  Coopetition ended.  Second, it motivated large Shiite militias to start an ethnic cleansing of Sunni areas.  This put acute pressure on Sunni guerrilla groups who were too small (by design to avoid US counter-pressure) to defend themselves against large militias operating in the open.  The result was an opening, very close to the one I described in my 2005 NYTimes OpEd, that allowed the US to convert Sunni guerrilla groups into militias that were not loyal to the central government (in direct contradiction to its COIN manual).   

It's a nice example of the dynamics of many to many conflict, social network disruption, and the development open source counterinsurgency.

See this excellent description at the blog, "Musings on Iraq" for more detail on the ethnic cleansing operations.  It also includes this money quote: "the majority of the Sunni insurgency gave up and switched sides to align with the Americans rather than face annihilation at the hands of the Shiite militias, Al Qaeda in Iraq, or the United States."

NOTE:  it's pretty clear from the above that social network disruption (either through attacks on symbolic targets or blood and guts terrorism) is like playing horseshoes with live hand grenades.  It's ultimately a losing strategy for advancing an open source insurgency.  Social network disruption is very likely to break standing order 6:  don't fork the insurgency.

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-20

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John Robb - 20 Nov 09

Some random items of interest:

  • Vigilante militias in Rio are displacing the drug gangs -- favelas under the control of militias has grown from 108 in 2005 to 400 in 2008 (out of 965).  Why?  They have a better (albeit parasitic) conflict/business model than the drug gangs since they act as a substitute for missing public goods/services normally supplied by the government.  First, they provide a minimal level of security and conflict adjudication.  Second, they make more money than the drug gangs by "taxing" everything from propane to cable TV to the gray market.  
  • US gray economy estimated at $1 Trillion (not including criminal, outside of the evasion of taxes and regulation, activities) and growing faster than the "legal" economy.  
  • Proposal and wiki for an open source fabrication lab.
  • Somali pirates are expanding operations into the Indian ocean.  The combination of positive feedback loops (maritime insurance + rapid payoffs by crisis negotiators) and legal ambiguity (the biggest fear of a western navy and governments is that they might arrest a pirate -- prompting a massive/expensive legal tussle with few certain penalties and the forced extension of a visa to the former pirate once he is released from his short incarceration).  Is a franchise model for other locales possible?
  • Yes-we-can-secede
  • A business group in Ciudad Juarez asks for UN peacekeepers.  Hilarious. "Ciudad Juarez, population 1.5 million, has an average of seven homicides a day, with the total at 1,986 for this year through mid-October."
  • Seccession.net.  County based secession effort.  

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Yume no Byouin Project

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Yume no Byouin Project

Beautiful (and simple) site design featuring the illustrative work of Yorifuji Bunpei. Via Paul Baron.