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February 3rd, 2009 | photography
(don’t look)
(actually, I bloody hate birthdays. So if you think I’m doing that for mine, you are nine kinds of wrong.)
February 3rd, 2009 | photography
(don’t look)
(actually, I bloody hate birthdays. So if you think I’m doing that for mine, you are nine kinds of wrong.)
WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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Ewww
It’s so gross I can’t stop looking at it.
Anyone knows who’s that “present” for??
I knew I would I regret it. I looked at the screen and said, “Warren’s got another ‘Don’t Look’ link.” She said not to look at it. I did. I regret it. Not as much as the glass ass video, but pretty close.
You are a sick little fuck Warren.
God…at least it wasn’t a video.
At first, it wasn’t so bad…then I looked more closely.
And I regretted it.
Studies show (well, just my own), if you look deep into the photo, you will break down and cry in about 40 seconds.
Don’t ask me why I looked at it for that long, though.
I LOL’d.