Nature Is To Be Feared And Crushed If Possible
January 29th, 2009 | brainjuice
If I somehow contract The Jellyfish Flu next time I’m down on the seafront, I’m blaming you.
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WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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Hopefully they’re genetically engineering a jellyfish-eating whale or the like. Well, at least for your sake. No damned jellyfish is gonna take ME out….
Ah, you mean Irukandji Syndrome?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish
People were getting poisoned and killed by this animal a good 12 years before they discovered the animal doing it.
But then you have a chance of mutating and waking up younger.
Whales could turn against us too.
The only hope is to find a sauce that goes well with these jellyfish.
Eat for victory!
Then we’ll have to genetically engineer a swarm of whale hating albino Mastodon’s with HUGE forearms and a penchant for swearing, women and booze. I bring nothing to this comment board. Nothing. If only I had a clip of someone pulling shredded glass from their anus. But I don’t. All I have is a headache and writer’s block. And rum.