Nature Is To Be Feared And Crushed If Possible

January 29th, 2009 | brainjuice

If I somehow contract The Jellyfish Flu next time I’m down on the seafront, I’m blaming you.


5 Responses to “Nature Is To Be Feared And Crushed If Possible”

  1. Hopefully they’re genetically engineering a jellyfish-eating whale or the like. Well, at least for your sake. No damned jellyfish is gonna take ME out….

  2. Ah, you mean Irukandji Syndrome?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish
    People were getting poisoned and killed by this animal a good 12 years before they discovered the animal doing it.

  3. But then you have a chance of mutating and waking up younger.

  4. Whales could turn against us too.
    The only hope is to find a sauce that goes well with these jellyfish.
    Eat for victory!

  5. Then we’ll have to genetically engineer a swarm of whale hating albino Mastodon’s with HUGE forearms and a penchant for swearing, women and booze. I bring nothing to this comment board. Nothing. If only I had a clip of someone pulling shredded glass from their anus. But I don’t. All I have is a headache and writer’s block. And rum.