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Nature Is To Be Feared And Crushed If Possible

If I somehow contract The Jellyfish Flu next time I’m down on the seafront, I’m blaming you.

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5 Comments

  1. Val A Lindsay II

    Val A Lindsay II

    Hopefully they’re genetically engineering a jellyfish-eating whale or the like. Well, at least for your sake. No damned jellyfish is gonna take ME out….

  2. But then you have a chance of mutating and waking up younger.

  3. Whales could turn against us too.
    The only hope is to find a sauce that goes well with these jellyfish.
    Eat for victory!

  4. Anonymous

    Anonymous

    Then we’ll have to genetically engineer a swarm of whale hating albino Mastodon’s with HUGE forearms and a penchant for swearing, women and booze. I bring nothing to this comment board. Nothing. If only I had a clip of someone pulling shredded glass from their anus. But I don’t. All I have is a headache and writer’s block. And rum.

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