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  1. steve o mac steve o mac

    thats frickin messed up, but strangely cool at the same time :)

  2. Horatius Horatius

    I’m pretty confident that isn’t phone sex.

  3. Gregg V Gregg V

    Does it come in a glans free unit?

  4. Red Red

    Dammit, why did I click on that link?

  5. Illogic Illogic

    The next time someone tells me I’m being a dick on the phone, I’m gonna send them this picture.

  6. I say more research needs to be done until someone figures out how to hold the phone AND dial the number with your “unit.”

    Then, the kids’ll go crazy!

  7. “Can you hear me now?”

  8. Yskaya Yskaya



    That tickled my brain. And gave me very disturbing albeit funny ideas. Y’all are just going to have to wait until you see them in your local sexshoppe. Don’t worry I’ll send you pictures and links.


  9. goddammit. every time. every fucking time i click those. i always forget not to hit those links. you’d think i’d fucking learn.

    goddammit, ellis.

  10. ron ron

    i hate you

  11. And yet…not nearly the worst thing you’ve linked to. I mean, the other guy cut off part of his face and smiled while doing it.

  12. E1057H7 E1057H7

    I am immensely entertained by the knowledge that someone, at some time, will borrow and use that phone, more than likely pressing it against their face as they do so.
    I can always count on Dirty Old Uncle Warren to cheer me up.

  13. Dave Shepherd Dave Shepherd

    As ever, you bait the hook. As always I think “hmmm, that might be tasty”.

    We are destined to do this dance forever Ellis.

  14. Hmm, it’s going to cost a fortune in antibacterial wipes to keep that screen smear-free, especially if the phone’s set to vibrate…

  15. Rick Rick

    Thank you, o Internet Jesus, for not actually posting the picture. For some reason the eyebrow mustache is still burned into my retinas, but this was likely worse.

  16. Tim Nielsen Tim Nielsen

    T-Mobile – My Faves plan with bisected penis feature added, pretty standard stuff.

  17. Cade Cade

    You know Mr. Ellis has trained you well, when you click on those links knowing you should never do it.

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