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  1. steve o mac

    steve o mac

    thats frickin messed up, but strangely cool at the same time :)

  2. Horatius


    I’m pretty confident that isn’t phone sex.

  3. Gregg V

    Gregg V

    Does it come in a glans free unit?

  4. Red


    Dammit, why did I click on that link?

  5. Illogic


    The next time someone tells me I’m being a dick on the phone, I’m gonna send them this picture.

  6. I say more research needs to be done until someone figures out how to hold the phone AND dial the number with your “unit.”

    Then, the kids’ll go crazy!

  7. “Can you hear me now?”

  8. Yskaya




    That tickled my brain. And gave me very disturbing albeit funny ideas. Y’all are just going to have to wait until you see them in your local sexshoppe. Don’t worry I’ll send you pictures and links.


  9. goddammit. every time. every fucking time i click those. i always forget not to hit those links. you’d think i’d fucking learn.

    goddammit, ellis.

  10. ron


    i hate you

  11. And yet…not nearly the worst thing you’ve linked to. I mean, the other guy cut off part of his face and smiled while doing it.

  12. E1057H7


    I am immensely entertained by the knowledge that someone, at some time, will borrow and use that phone, more than likely pressing it against their face as they do so.
    I can always count on Dirty Old Uncle Warren to cheer me up.

  13. Dave Shepherd

    Dave Shepherd

    As ever, you bait the hook. As always I think “hmmm, that might be tasty”.

    We are destined to do this dance forever Ellis.

  14. Hmm, it’s going to cost a fortune in antibacterial wipes to keep that screen smear-free, especially if the phone’s set to vibrate…

  15. Rick


    Thank you, o Internet Jesus, for not actually posting the picture. For some reason the eyebrow mustache is still burned into my retinas, but this was likely worse.

  16. Tim Nielsen

    Tim Nielsen

    T-Mobile – My Faves plan with bisected penis feature added, pretty standard stuff.

  17. Cade


    You know Mr. Ellis has trained you well, when you click on those links knowing you should never do it.

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