Because Sex Was Always Supposed To Be A Spine-Chilling Technological Nightmare

RealTouch: a technological orifice that jacks into your computer and turns a subchannel of haptic commands into a servo-driven nightmarish despunking ordeal while watching your favouite porn star on VOD.  There’s also a set of commands for homosex where the RealTouch simulates the most frighteningly muscular rectum you ever feared.

11 thoughts on “Because Sex Was Always Supposed To Be A Spine-Chilling Technological Nightmare”

  1. Embrace the new world were we fuck our p.c’s but never touch another human. everyone alone with the Boy/girl of your paid for dreams. each giving the same dead eyed proformance…

    I will miss the smell of human hair…

  2. Ever wanted to have sex with a man, but you’re to affected by social pressure to dare? Get your robotic man-ass today! Get RealTouch!
    (Fisting may result in severe injury and loss of limbs.)

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