Merry Christmas Yer Arse

December 25th, 2008 | brainjuice

Have a good one, folks. See you on the other side.

Unless I’ve managed to finally drink myself blind by that point. Because then, obviously, I’ll be too busy learning human echolocation to be here.


16 Responses to “Merry Christmas Yer Arse”

  1. Naw, man, just rock the blindsight. Echolocation is for chumps.

  2. Merry Christmas, Uncle Warren.

  3. Our beloved Pope Benedict XVI wishes you a very merry Christmas with a little help of the Buffalo Bill Altar Boys Choir.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBEmZcSov64

  4. Holiday Cheer right back to ya, you magnificant bastard. :D

  5. Merry christmas warren ellis

  6. Insert clever anti-holidays-in-general stab here.
    Merry Christmas, Ellis.

  7. Enjoy yourself and drink one for us, your Whitechapel minions. Being agnostic I’m going to eat, be merry and endure…

  8. Happy Xmas Warren. Have a good one.

  9. Go fuck yourself!

  10. HAIL SANTA!!

  11. You drink. I ham. Both lead to delicious oblivion. Merry Christmas Warren and all the rest of you mooks.

  12. Isn’t Satan an anagram for Santa? Or is it the other way around? Happy Winter Solstice Mr Ellis!

  13. If you drank yourself dead tonight, it would still be a hell of a run. Have one on me. And fucking finish The Listener. I asked Jack about it when I was finagling for a copy of Fool and he virtually cackled back at me.

  14. Merry Christmas! :-)

  15. Happy Saturnalia. Good luck with the echolocation!

  16. I pray God it’s our last.