18 thoughts on “America Ruins Everything”

  1. I beg to differ. This, along with the packets of Obama coffee that the roaster in my office park is hawking, is what makes America great. I only wish that it had been properly rendered on velvet.

    The rest of the world cannot even hope to approximate the audacity of our will to maximize exploitative cheesiness.

  2. The pancake thing is an Internet meme. It started with a Japanese rabbit:

    “Oolong (????, ?ron) (July 28, 1994 – January 7, 2003) (also known as the Pancake Rabbit), named after the oolong variety of tea, was the name of a domestic rabbit owned by photographer Hironori Akutagawa, of Hokkaid?, Japan. The rabbit was famous for its ability to balance a variety of objects on his head.”

  3. The features seem to resemble George W. more than Obama–otherwise, my fellow countrymen usually find these oddities of idolatry quaint. Until they appear on a state seal.

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