Kid Shirt In The Aether

November 19th, 2008 | researchmaterial

Kid Shirt is actually probably way beyond being off in the aether by now, and has therefore already crashlanded on The Planet Of The People Who Forgot To Take Their Pills. But it’s fun stuff:

After name-checking The Yeovil Lemurian Society yesterday I got an email from Roy…er, I mean Azaruus asking me if I could mention that they meet on the third thursday of each month at the Unitarian Hall, Goldcroft, Yeovil and anyone is welcome to come along. Their next meeting will be 8:00pm on 20th November. The guest speaker is Lawrence Fernney ("Aurora") from The Glastonbury Lemurian Society who’ll be giving a talk on a network of secret Dero tunnels under The Mendip Hills…and Murok, the treasurer of the Yeovil chapter, will be unveiling his homemade Aethyric Radio which he hopes to use to communicate directly with The Space People. Coffee, tea and homemade cakes will be served afterwards.

Actually, Azaruus has got a cheek asking me to promote their meetings. They don’t have a website as the group believe that the Murdoch-Google Continuum (the Internet to you) is inheritently evil and that Murdoch is actually The Black Aspect of the Anti-Satan, one of the many portents that signify impending Earthdeath. Actually, they might have a point there. But what really galls me is that I’m not an official member of The Yeovil Lemurian Society as Azaruus says (and I quote) that I have "the slanted, narrow eyes and thin, low-gravity bone structure that mark me out as a scion of Mu…" – which sounds like jew-baiting to me, but I don’t think he was being that serious – so they won’t let me join, which is a pisser as they get to wear silver cloaks to the meetings.

And there is no Yeovil Mu Society. Well, not yet.


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  1. You can find Warren on Twitter: @warrenellis