No, Fuck It, I’m Converted

June 5th, 2008 | brainjuice

Laurenn just sent me this Wonkette story about Barack Obama having a small chat with Joe Lieberman, who in American political terms is the suppurating wart at the base of Satan’s cock:

“Obama dragged Lieberman by the hand to a far corner of the Senate chamber and engaged in what appeared to reporters in the gallery as an intense, three-minute conversation.” Obama’s stance was “intimidating,” according to the reporter, who is most likely a white person… “Using forceful, but not angry, hand gestures, Obama literally backed up Lieberman against the wall, leaned in very close at times, and appeared to be trying to dominate the conversation, as the two talked over each other in a few instances.”

Kelly Sue and I just said “LBJ-style!’ at exactly the same time. Kelly Sue, however, has breeding, and didn’t follow it up with “Obama should have shanked the prick and left him to bleed out.” No, that was me. He lies the way you breathe. But some people like him:


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