I know, right? Seriously, bear with me. In order to recoup the massive expense of flying me on a high-altitude spyplane to the WizardWorld Chicago convention at the end of this month, not to mention the cost of the hideous amount of technology I require simply to stay alive and keep my forebrain connected to the internet at all times (and I’m still thinking about founding a Church, and that takes money too, y’know)… Avatar Press are releasing this surreal object at that convention. The Doktor Sleepless Plasma Globe Bust is limited to five hundred units, and costs USD $80.00.

Let me light up your life. Or possibly your toilet.