"In the book "Crooked Little Vein," graphic-novelist-turned-traditional-author Warren Ellis takes readers on a twisted trip across America in search of our nation’s "secret constitution," a fictional book that grants the one who reads it aloud power over the masses. At one point in the book, the protagonist stumbles across a movie theater for macroherpetophiles — people who love giant lizards (in the biblical sense, if you catch my drift). It’s a mind-bending read and I’ll never be able to look at that inflatable Godzilla on the used car lot the same way again."