Death Bed

March 28th, 2008 | researchmaterial

The Quantum Sleeper is America’s premier anti-terrorist bed.

The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments

Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

The Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, “ ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE”.

(found by Sarah at Shortpants Press, thanks)


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