On The New KOJAK Starring Ving Rhames

March 29th, 2005 | brainjuice

I have seen the opening episode of the new KOJAK show from America.

Ving Rhames is in it. Ving Rhames is always great, even when he’s in something crap. But here’s the thing.

KOJAK DOESN’T CRY.

Kojak isn’t anyone’s fucking daddy, Kojak makes
women’s cervixes pucker and invert in spontaneous orgasm just by looking at them, Kojak brown-trousers the bad guys with a flick of his lollipop and KOJAK DOESN’T FUCKING CRY.

Do you understand?

KOJAK DOESN’T CRY.

The end. Applause. Whisky. Dancing girls. Exeunt stage left.

– W


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