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Patton Oswalt

On “gifting suites”:

…the term “gifting suite” has this sinister, Orwellian quality. Like something Warren Ellis would come up with as a creepy, throwaway bit of dialogue. Come to think of it, I’ll probably co-opt the term for something else I write. Maybe a “gifting suite” is a torture room, or a lab where they infect subjects with biological agents, shit like that. Hands off, Warren.

It still wouldn’t be half as horrifying as the real gifting suite I visited.

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