Thank You For Nic Cage’s WICKER MAN

May 1st, 2007 | brainjuice

For I may never grow tired of recut clips from this film:


21 Responses to “Thank You For Nic Cage’s WICKER MAN”

  1. NOT THE BEARS!!!!!

  2. MOAR

  3. THE BEARS ARE COMING.

  4. I got an erection when the bear man hit the girl….

  5. Chariots of Fur!

  6. I dunno why, but somehow that stirs something within the core of my being; the very part of me that has a primordial need to see women slapped by bears

  7. This weekend I taught my 4-year-old nephew to scream “NOT THE BEES!” whenever someone touches his face.

  8. Re: Christopher
    I swear to God, some furry’s going to see that post and make a webcomic out of it. Two months, I guarantee it. TWO MONTHS. And it may or may not be related to the Chuck Jones short.

  9. I just watched the original this weekend and the clip batch on You Tube tonight.

    This means something. I don’t know what it means, but it scares me.

  10. Re: Simon

    That’s pretty much awesome.

  11. I love love love the original Wicker Man. Love it to pieces. Had orgasms the Christmas my parents bought me it on DVD.

    Nic Cage’s version is an affront to humanity. Of course, it was a glorious affront to humanity. I only wish there had been singing. Cause, that’d be even more spectacularly awful.

  12. “Someone’s been sleeping in my bed – and I’m gonna kick her ass!”
    Seriously, WHY OH WHY does hollywood give so many films to Nic Cage and Keanu Reeves?

  13. Lagging behind the popcult curve again, I don’t get it…

  14. Colbert was right. The bears are coming for us, and they want to slap our wimmenfolk.

  15. For the love of god, has anyone seen the ‘comedy trailer’ remix…

    awesomesauce….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo&mode=related&search=

  16. wtf?

  17. And what, precisely, is the deal with Mrs Braveheart at the start of the clip?

  18. “Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh my legs! My legs! . . . they’re in my eyes!”

    My husband and I have decided that all Nic Cage films can now be described by shouting any main plot point and yelling that it is in your eyes.

    For example:

    My alcohol! My alcohol! It’s in my eyes. — Leaving Las Vegas

    The fire! The fire! It’s in my eyes. — Ghost Rider.

    The babies! The babies! They’re in my eyes!” — Raising Arizona

    SJP’s nose! SJP’s nose! It’s in my eyes! — Honeymoon in Vegas

    Arg, my imaginary brother! My imaginary brother. He’s in my eyes! — Adaptation.

    Try it; it’s fun.

  19. i had diarrhea after watching this movie. but i was compelled to watch it again.

    then my friend and i spent a solid hour and a half reenacting classic movie scenes replaced with nicolas cage.

  20. I watched this pile of crap with the rifftrax commentary (http://www.rifftrax.com/cart.php?m=product_detail&p=62)

    $2.99 to make the movie AWESOME!
    Oh, shouty Nicholas Cage, what the hell is wrong with you?

  21. …Dear god this is too funny for words…