Oh, Creepy
April 24th, 2007 | brainjuice
“Ellis Watch ’07″ at Caleb Speaks Clever.
(” * Speaks Clever” used to be the tagline for my old blog.)
April 24th, 2007 | brainjuice
“Ellis Watch ’07″ at Caleb Speaks Clever.
(” * Speaks Clever” used to be the tagline for my old blog.)
WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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Hehe, wow. I never expected that to get back to you. It was just part of an assignment for my journalism class where we track a blog, yours in this case, and write about it on a weekly basis. As far as the “speaks cleaver” buisness, that was an off-the-cuff title made during our first class, and since i’d decided to track your blog, i figured it’d be a little homage to all who remembered the diepunyhumans days…So i guess i can expect your hordes to violently rape me and mine with rock salt encrusted condoms then?
When you die, they will all consume your flesh to gain your powers and rub your rendered fat all over their bodies in a sacred ritual.