Ian Pattinson
April 22nd, 2007 | photography
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But what about the South?
There’s one place in Charlotte that has better handjobs than New York New York. So there you go.
You know some idiot thought “Hey, it’s $15 a letter, we can save some cash if we change Hand Wash to Hand Job. Why yes, I do live with my aunts and their seven cats, why do you ask?”
Best hand job? I’ll be impressed when I see an autobody place espousing the superiority of their rim jobs. I know I’d be sold. Also, does the person that preforms the hand job ask that you please spend the two bucks on the wax first for the sake of facility?
I go past this at least once a week, and chuckle to myself every time