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  1. Why the hell don’t I listen to you!?! I always click through. Luckily this one is so far beyond recognizable that I was able to click away before I became to messed up for the day.

  2. Some people collect stamps, some people stamp their cock out flat and stick spikes through it.

    It takes all sorts.

  3. Andrew Andrew

    I’m…not sure i understand… well, it’s still terrifying.

  4. Cassandra. M Cassandra. M

    Damnit, I’m such a sucker! Please dont put me near buttons. .

  5. hahhahahahahahaha

    cockmeat pankake

  6. Sola Balisane Sola Balisane

    A disturbing resemblance to bacon.

  7. So that’s the fuck kind of shit they’re spamming me about. Penis enlargement, bah!

  8. Andy Andy

    Does not compute.

  9. M.J.Ortiz M.J.Ortiz

    I’d like to see him get that working again. Maybe it can be rebuilt faster, stronger, or resurrected as the zombie penis.

  10. Parkaboy Parkaboy

    I didn’t look. What did I won?

  11. Matt Matt

    This time I believe you. I’m not going to look.

  12. matt matt

    why? oh sweet jesus in fuck why?

  13. I was going to skip this one until Hector said ‘cockmeat pancake.’ How do you NOT click through to something billed as cockmeat panckake?

  14. Doppelganger Doppelganger

    I wonder what the guy felt like going to work the next Monday? I can envision a forced smile, and tippy-toe walk…

  15. Mike Reisinger Mike Reisinger

    Am i the only one that thinks that the cockmeat pancake looks like a peice of totally flattened roadkill (particularly a squirrel) that’s had it’s hair shaved off?

  16. Chris Chris

    asfpkjasdfpkjdsfoksjdfgjkl THEY GET WORSE AND WORSE holy shit

  17. optical optical

    Ahhhh, cheers, mate!
    *gulps down triple caramel, grins*

  18. Nancy Nancy

    Tasty!

  19. I’d say “ow”, but the endorphine rush probably was better than heroine. Boy’s higher than a kite.

  20. Michael Michael

    speaking of flat out failure…

  21. Marc Manzo Marc Manzo

    that thing will never work again

  22. E0157H7 E0157H7

    Well, there’s no way to top that one. Might as well just go to bed and write the rest of the day off. The things people will stick their schlongs in, eh?

  23. How will I ever sleep again?

  24. Andy Andy

    This one’s not as bad as the maggots, IMHO. I mean, in this one you can barely recognize what you’re looking at so you get a degree of objectivity to it.

  25. Jim Penn Jim Penn

    Jesus! H! Christ!
    Hope our boy’s got a urologist in the family.
    It kind of looks like a Damien Hirst piece.

  26. Zach Shields Zach Shields

    Christ on a Hickory Stick! Memory repression is now in progress.

  27. That is one thinly sliced ham.

  28. I’ll never learn. *shakes head*

  29. Lexy Lexy

    Thanks…now I’m scarred for life and I won’t be able to sleep for weeks. I scringed when I saw this and I don’t even have a penis!!!

  30. Les Pasnak Les Pasnak

    Meh.

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