5 Responses to “Tormented Artifacts”

  1. those gasmasks cause strange stirrings in my naughty bits

  2. Thank you for this.

  3. On my dying bed, I will hand my son my trusty GP5 and say, ‘Here, I was wearing this when your mum & I procreated you. I expect you to do the same one day’.

  4. Oh wow. Now I can throw my Yog-Sothoth sex party in style! Break out the punch and Necronomicons!

  5. To you I say pshaw! If you want to be really cool then you have to buy those $15 Russian gas masks and customize them yourself, mix your own fake blood, and roll your own leatherware with a pop-rivet gun. Or use real blood, depending on how liberal your party guests are.