Carolyn Turgeon

April 1st, 2007 | people I know

You just shouldn’t send novelists out into the wild like this:

I am in a Marriott in Charlotte, NC, and just had the traumatic experience of picking up a bottle of orange ginger body lotion and spreading some over my face, only to discover that it smells exactly like PLEDGE.

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