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  1. RMC RMC

    My nephew just climbed up on to my lap, looked at the screen and told me he wanted a freezer pop. So I’m suing you and the server you rode into town on.

  2. blackmoth blackmoth

    Nevermind the fact that ACTUAL CANDY is incredibly poisonous and addictive.

  3. Andy Andy

    If you’re comparing Jolly Ranchers with meth then you’ve got some serious issues with comprehending scale.

    Sure refined sugar is addictive and bad for you, but it’s not even in the same ballpark as speed.

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