11 thoughts on “If Only”

  1. Well it is White Day in Japan where women are supposed to receive white things from men who they gave presents to. While this is usually white chocolate, “receiving” a white fluid could qualify.

  2. monopole beat me to the white day allusion, although I was going to take the joke in a different direction. but I was derailed by the “something white” rule–where are these holiday rules written down?! am I the last guy not to get the memo?

  3. The Constructivist:
    In this case the rules were written by the Japanese chocolate industry who made the holiday up from whole cloth. But they failed to specify chocolate, allowing guys to give white panties, calpico concentrate or similar substances.

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