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  1. There’s something called SkyNet, right around the corner from my house; it’s hard not to think it.

    We’re all going to die, by the way.

  2. Skynet also is the name of the biggest ISP here in Belgium

  3. Geoff Davies Geoff Davies

    to quote the immortal john laurie, “we’re Alll Doooomed”

    Does R. Murdoch have any money in this venture?

    and can James Cameron claim royalties???

  4. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

    Skynet fights back.

    Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia.

    Why attack Russia? Aren’t they our friends now?

    Because Skynet knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.

  5. Well, I guess that mean we’re only about a decade behind the Hollywood Timeline.

  6. Chris Chris

    Next: Apple announces launch of the ‘HAL’, British government debuts new ‘Big Brother’ CCTV scheme, and John Reid announces that dangerous criminals will be forced to participate in life-or-death TV show, provisionally titled ‘The Man Who Runs Away’.

  7. and THEN the apes take over.

  8. optical optical

    Aaaahhhh, so the big boys are taking their toys out to play! So sweet.

  9. Mike Tymczyszyn Mike Tymczyszyn

    I think what we really need is a younger governator and maybe Charleton Heston, they can save us. (Well, not until after everything is fucked, but save us they will…)

  10. optical optical

    Charleston Heston, now he could reallly dance!

  11. ‘”Skynet’s going to provide five times the capacity that the previous system provided, and allow the military to do things they just haven’t been able to do in the past,” Mr Wood explained.’

    Yeah – like amassing an enormous army of killer robots whose only goal is to hunt the human race to extinction.

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