I’m Pretty Sure He Wasn’t Getting Back Up

March 8th, 2007 | researchmaterial

Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back – by driving a three-foot stake through his heart.

Miroslav Milosevic said “he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country”. His team explained that the wooden stake had been “driven into the ground and through the late president’s heart”.


5 Responses to “I’m Pretty Sure He Wasn’t Getting Back Up”

  1. Better safe than sorry, I guess they’d say…

  2. It makes sense, you can never be too sure, at least when it comes to vampires

  3. Are graves shallower in Serbia than elsewhere?
    Or do they think he’s partially dug his way out?
    Also – I hope their aim was good. The only thing worse than a vampire war criminal dictator is a pissed off vampire war criminal dictator with a stake through his bellybutton.

  4. I once heard that they did the same thing to Ceaucescu in Romania.

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