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  1. Ozgur

    Ozgur

    “While I was having carnal pleasure of an extraterrestial I managed to rip a hair or two, find a sealable plastic bag and put them while they weren’t seeing. Not to mention that they were obnoxious about leaving their traces before yet they let me. And no I wasn’t cheating my wife – they RAPED ME!!
    ps: I love blondes
    ps2: I love BDSM too! ”

    Even for a I-wanna-my-5-mins-of-fame lie it stinks like hell… and that quote alone says about the mood of the journalist who was covering this “news”

  2. Matt

    Matt

    It’s comedy gold, really. “Of course the itching, burning sensation was caused by alien hair. What are you trying to say?”

  3. “She pulled me over and my mouth was basically on her nipple. And I bit. (…)Mr. Khoury said he doesn’t know why he bit the woman, but even though he felt a small piece of her nipple come away in his teeth, she did not cry out. (…) Mr. Khoury indicated that he swallowed the small fragment in his mouth, and it caught in his throat. He went into a coughing fit.”

    WHAT??

  4. deon

    deon

    the question is not if it happened but why they would choose an aussie as a sperm donor

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