The Apparat books aren’t going to make this week’s shipping date.

The project’s been hit, over the last several months, by a slew of technical and scheduling problems. Avatar and I have tried, but too many things went wrong at once.

So the books will still come out, but over a few imaginary weeks instead of just one.

It was an imaginary week anyway, right? Imagine they’re all coming out on the same week.

It was worth a try. The books won’t be so late that anyone will lose tons of money. It’s a shame, but it’s not a crime. (Though doubtless people will try to paint it as one.) You have to try these things, right?

I’ll pass on a revised schedule when I have one.

In other news, my tonsils are swollen up like fucking footballs.