Novelist Cherie Priest brings analysis of last night’s State Of The Union presidential address in America:

Are you shitting me? That maniac is so far removed from reality that we here on planet earth look like ants to him. He is shitting us. He’s totally shitting us. He is shitting us, each and every one. He would shit us all individually if he could, but time constraints being what they are, he must shit us en masse. Just be aware: you, personally, have been shitted. This guy, he really knows how to shit people. If he were a martial artist, he’d be Shit-Yu — and his shit-fu would be strong.

Jesus H. Christ.

The shit. The shit.