“Make sure you catch me hearing my four octave voice range whenever you have the chance. After meeting with my voice teacher for practice, it turns out that I am the only guy in the whole world who can sing four octave voice range (bass, tenor, alto, and soprano) at the same time.”
Meredith Yayanos made me listen to this. And now I make you listen to it.
In this manner, I turn suicide into a group activity.