15 Responses to “Goodnight Internet. Sweet Dreams”

  1. HA.

  2. Red penis velocipeder drives away the nightmares, leaving only stained sheets and numbness.

  3. Oh, Seattle. Constanly corrupting its youth and bringing its elders to tears. How I loathe thee, and yet can’t move away.

  4. Yes, with the new wishful thinking bike (TM), YOUR wildest dream can come true!

  5. I love the fact that the parade this photo came from is a rather serious family afair with 100’s of children in attendance. God bless Seattle.

  6. Ah…the Solstice Parade….

  7. Ah yeah, snakedink.


  8. Well. Now I hate you, with my entire heart.

    Good night.

  9. Nobody seems to be taking notice of, um it from the sidelines. Makes one wonder what’s next in this parade.

  10. !?!

  11. It looks a bit like Ben Elton. I mean ‘he’ looks a bit like Ben Elton, not ‘it’!

  12. Cruising through the parade on your giant alien phallus while painted bright red is no big deal, but he couldn’t bear to do it without his sneakers on.

  13. One thing more horrifying than seeing pictures of naked, painted guys riding bicycles in the Solstice Parade here in Fremont neighborhood of Seattle is having one sent to you of a former coworker riding a unicycle naked in said parade (probably from that same flickr pool) without a warning that you are about to have your brain melted.

    Should be a law against it.

  14. Well.

    There it is.

  15. …he looks like my math teacher.