27 Responses to “And Yet, Strangely, He Looks Unhappy”

1. dave g- July 26th, 2006 at 5:16 pm

   …wow.

2. Thumpsquid- July 26th, 2006 at 5:37 pm

   he was very enthusiastic, but the other clowns didn’t like him

3. Tom Reynolds- July 26th, 2006 at 5:55 pm

   “…John found an unusual way to cure his hayfever”.

   Or is it because his glasses are a bit dull?

4. Shannon- July 26th, 2006 at 6:06 pm

   The looking sad is a bit of an illusion due to the large labret changing his mouth shape, and the eyebrow tattoos gives a false sense of emotion I think…

5. Adam Rice- July 26th, 2006 at 6:08 pm

   You’d be sad too, if you just discovered that your true calling in life was to become a certified public accountant.

6. Ian Mathers- July 26th, 2006 at 7:27 pm

   Head colds must be a bitch for that guy.

7. Andy- July 26th, 2006 at 7:33 pm

   I’d pay money for video of this guy sneezing made with a high-speed camera and slowed down to about 1/8 speed.

8. Tim- July 26th, 2006 at 7:49 pm

   If that’s his happy face just wait until one of his stretched earlobes break.

9. Steve Libbey- July 26th, 2006 at 8:25 pm

   “Why, no, Billy, I think your grotesquely swollen nose is VERY attractive. Why do you ask?”

10. mario boon- July 26th, 2006 at 9:50 pm

    he’s just “moody” that’s all

11. Pauly Unstoppable- July 26th, 2006 at 10:06 pm

    i am not sad at all

    acutally i am quite the oppistie all the time

    its just a picture…..you look to much into things

12. mark- July 26th, 2006 at 10:12 pm

    the eyebrow vines are way cute.

13. Dracko- July 27th, 2006 at 1:45 am

    He can’t seem to type properly now either.

14. Pauly Unstoppable- July 27th, 2006 at 3:56 am

    har har har

15. Matt- July 27th, 2006 at 4:28 am

    Well, all that metal is pulling his mouth down into a frown, he can’t help it.

16. Doug Pasnak- July 27th, 2006 at 6:42 am

    He is unhappy about never getting to be an extra on Babylon 5.

17. optical- July 27th, 2006 at 7:36 am

    Everything looks cool but the fucking’ nose.
    And the X… ah, I knew it! A Machead! That explains everything!

    =disclaimer: I own a Mac and even my best friends are macheads themsleves.

18. MrPerson- July 27th, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    So why doesn’t this guy have Bluetooth speakers installed in his earlobes instead of that boring old stone-age jewellery?

19. jimmyvalon- July 27th, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    The nose looks photoshopped to me actually

20. Pauly Unstoppable- July 27th, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    you should go to modblog and look at the new entries and you can see my nose without jewelry in it

21. Doug Pasnak- July 28th, 2006 at 12:30 am

    Thanks for the invite Pauly but your pic is usually only here to horrify and/or amuse.

22. Pauly Unstoppable- July 28th, 2006 at 1:07 am

    i was simply responding to the accusation the nose is photoshopped

23. Arjan- July 28th, 2006 at 9:19 am

    This guy is to the clown cosmetics industry what Michael Jackson is to plastic surgery.

    Bozo cried…

24. jael- July 29th, 2006 at 8:50 am

    ” Doug Pasnak Says:
    July 28th, 2006 at 12:30 am

    Thanks for the invite Pauly but your pic is usually only here to horrify and/or amuse. ”

    how forbidding, that pauly and this post (respectively) may be creative and inspiring to some. deal with it.

25. David Cutler- July 30th, 2006 at 11:06 am

    I try to keep an open mind, but then I stop and wonder what that stretched out face will look like at 70 and I cry a little bit.

26. 0ei4ah- July 30th, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    I’d be more impressed if people with big ear-loops like that cut the loops in two so that they had um.. tendrils.
    Lovely tendrils.

27. stace- July 30th, 2006 at 5:11 pm

    Well, I had a labret along time ago. Still have a few earrings. Couple of tattoos. In the early 90′s I started getting into the body-mod stuff.

    Then I realized I had no real compulsion to do it. Nature made me ugly enough, lol.

    Tattoos are forever, the labret is a scar…

    I often wonder at the psychology of people who take body mod to this extreme. Moreso…is it an illness like Body Dismorphic Disorder? Or is it just people who want to feel like they are in control?

    Or do they just hate daddy? I dunno.

    Anyway, this guy looks like Moby from Star Trek’s mirror universe.