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  1. Where the hell else did you expect he’d be?

  2. elodie

    elodie

    oooh, i’ve seen him!
    he’s rather… interesting…
    yes. that’s the word for it.

  3. Could be worse.

    He could be a furry tiger Elvis in a stormtrooper suit.

  4. elodie

    elodie

    i’ve seen a woman in lingerie and a storm trooper helmet- that was awesome.
    also she had the boots, i think, and the gloves.

  5. Matt

    Matt

    There is, as we already knew, no escape from Elvis Stormtrooper.

  6. Chris

    Chris

    I laughed more than I should have at that picture.

  7. Andy

    Andy

    Jedi Sid Vicious would whip Storm Trooper Elvis’s ass in a fight.

  8. But his might is naught compared to the Burger King Stormtrooper.

  9. M. E. Hepler

    M. E. Hepler

    everything is cooler when it is half stormtrooper.

  10. If he starts singing “A Little Less Conversation” I am going to hurl…

  11. Oh, and if it’s Elvis wouldn’t that be half “storm-pooper?”

  12. I love that guy. That’s awesome. Good to see he’s up and about.

    And just be glad he isn’t Fat Elvis Stormtrooper.

  13. One thing I’ve always wondered…
    Is he doing Elvis as a Stormtrooper or doing Andy Kaufman as Elvis as a Stormtrooper?

  14. Debido

    Debido

    What about Extreme Elvis? He’d kick that guy’s ass!

  15. Charlene

    Charlene

    Darth almighty, feel my temperature rising
    Higher higher, it’s burning through to the core
    Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, You’re gonna set me on fire
    My station’s flaming, and I don’t know which way to go

    Your lasers lift me higher than a Tattoine choir
    You light my morning sky with deathstar love

    I’m just a hunka, hunka deathstar love
    Just a hunka, hunka deathstar love
    etc.

    (ahem) I’ll go now.

  16. He’s always here. I wonder whether he’s local, or if he lugs that outfit cross-country every year…

  17. Anthony Baker

    Anthony Baker

    This guy is everywhere. Caught a pic of him at WonderCon in SF. Of course, he had princess Leia in tow (which was cool). Someone should make an edit of Star Wars and digitally insert him into the film.

  18. Paul

    Paul

    @dave g
    Give him 10 years…

  19. All right, I’m having Charlene spayed.

    And the very concept of Jedi Sid Vicious makes my stomach turn.

  20. Chris George

    Chris George

    Man I can’t believe you guys are slating StormTrooper Elvis!!!

    He’s only wearing gloves to hide stigmata, this man is clearly intimate with God in many ways.

    He only has to sing a single note and he’d divinely impregnate every woman within a 5 mile radius, turn water into cheeseburgers, etc

    This guy should have his own Spin off movie where he fights boyband zombies and Bushzilla

    Bow the f*ck down people…

  21. orgone receptor

    orgone receptor

    Whatever happened to Underdog Lady?

  22. SillyTits

    SillyTits

    Imagine this, coming to see what Warren is up to and finding Stormtrooper Elvis. Then upon studying his face, you realize you’ve found yet another look alike of yourself. And yet again, its an overzealous fanboy. First, Dukes of Hazzard nut, now Stormtrooper Elvis. I can’t wait to see what’s next! I think perhaps I’m a cloning experiment gone wrong.

  23. MrPerson

    MrPerson

    He’s like the bastard lovechild of Elvis and that guy who plays the main character in “The King of Queens”.

  24. v1m

    v1m

    Dad says have the car back by 10.

  25. Kelly J. Compeau

    Kelly J. Compeau

    Hmmm…I still think he’s a little short to be a stormtrooper.

  26. Joe

    Joe

    Scroll part way down the page. There’s a Captain Jack Sparrow Storm Trooper too. GAAAH they’re multiplying.

  27. Storm Trooper Elvis was a highlight of my weekend!

    The back of his costume is amazing. His Elvis cape has the Death Star logo in rhinestones.

    Storm Trooper Elvis wins at life.

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