15 Responses to “No. No No No Nononono NO”

  1. I sense a new pornstar on the horizon!

    This has us one step closer to cyborg porn.

  2. as he reached for the magazine i shut my computer off.

  3. wrong, so wrong
    wrong, wrong, wrong.
    dear lord………

  4. I wouldn’t say it’s wrong, exactly.
    But definitely unexpected.
    This is a lot more “tasteful” than people who like to be pissed on, though.

    I stopped somewhere around the point he had a hard-on. Not my cup of tea.

  5. Oh. I like the little spin he does at the start, too. ;)

  6. ok, I see and raise


  7. Ronnie,

    Brilliant. Thank you.


    Why do I click these things?!

  9. I liked him seducing the camera by wheeling into frame from all angles. Reminds me of Jenna Jameson’s early stuff. Except, y’know, hideous.

  10. I’ve just had flashbacks to my nursey time when I would wash and help feed fellas much like him.

    Never thought of them wanting to have a wank though. Though to be fair, I suppose I’d have to give it a go if I were in his position – hard to break the habit of a lifetime…

  11. ha! i like how even he, with how difficult it was to turn the pages, has to freshin up the view every couple strokes

  12. Does that big backpack looking thing on the back of his chair count as “having junk in the trunk?”

  13. Old man penis!

    For a supposedly straight comic book writer you have a lot of links and images of penises around here.

  14. I hate to rain on everyone’s parade here, but you do all realise the only thing that seperates you from that guy is one car accident, one bullet, one infection, or one fight at your bar or pub…

    Not everyone is pretty or perfect. Accepting that is part of being a humane adult.

  15. 1) Tim, you must respect the penis.

    2) Richard, I am afraid I am more than one bullet away from carefully video-recording myself masturbating and then letting the resultant video loose on the internet.