15 Responses to “The Cocklossus Of Rhodes”

  1. Warren,

    Please stop posting nude pictures of your yourself on your site.

    It’s just not cool dude.

  2. Why the fuck is the guy from Kansas’ Point Of Know Return album now a giant statue? And why can I see his penis? And Why the fuck are his nails painted?

  3. Okay, sorry, it was Best of Kansas. Not Point of Know Return.

  4. That’s not Disraeli, Disraeli was circumcised…

    BTW, doesn’t the penis look articulated?

  5. I want to know how the pepsi in the bottle is defying gravity. That’s just weird.

  6. And as the apparition came to life, it got a horrified look on it’s face as it realized EVERYONE was staring at his willy.

  7. I want to know how the pepsi in the bottle is defying gravity. That’s just weird.

    It’s cringing in its bottle, hoping he doesn’t do to it what he did to his junk..

    I mean, an enblw joint here or there if fine for a planes landing gear. But not a mans.

  8. “OK, stop giggling everyone! I just asked: WHO THE FUCK HAS A BOTTLE OPENER?!?”

  9. the pepsi bottle and the penis do not freak me out as much as that fact that this godly giant has a creditcard, and no pockets or wallet to hold it

  10. can I put a cocksucker line here? or was that a universal directive?

  11. No, no, this one’s a cocksucker-friendly zone.

  12. i wonder how Alan Moore feels about this.

  13. He’s probably admiring his rock-hard abs.

    And that was John Brown. Recognize history.

  14. My, the things one sees in San Diego this time of year…

  15. BTW, doesn’t the penis look articulated?

    “Articulated Penis” would make a good band name.