15 Responses to “The Cocklossus Of Rhodes”

1. Trotsky- July 16th, 2006 at 10:39 pm

   Warren,

   Please stop posting nude pictures of your yourself on your site.

   It’s just not cool dude.

2. Phil- July 16th, 2006 at 11:16 pm

   Why the fuck is the guy from Kansas’ Point Of Know Return album now a giant statue? And why can I see his penis? And Why the fuck are his nails painted?

3. Phil- July 16th, 2006 at 11:17 pm

   Okay, sorry, it was Best of Kansas. Not Point of Know Return.

4. Edmund Schluessel- July 16th, 2006 at 11:30 pm

   That’s not Disraeli, Disraeli was circumcised…

   BTW, doesn’t the penis look articulated?

5. Adam Rice- July 16th, 2006 at 11:42 pm

   I want to know how the pepsi in the bottle is defying gravity. That’s just weird.

6. Glossolalia Black- July 17th, 2006 at 12:45 am

   And as the apparition came to life, it got a horrified look on it’s face as it realized EVERYONE was staring at his willy.

7. Jim Tuck- July 17th, 2006 at 2:34 am

   I want to know how the pepsi in the bottle is defying gravity. That’s just weird.

   It’s cringing in its bottle, hoping he doesn’t do to it what he did to his junk..

   I mean, an enblw joint here or there if fine for a planes landing gear. But not a mans.

8. optical- July 17th, 2006 at 5:36 am

   “OK, stop giggling everyone! I just asked: WHO THE FUCK HAS A BOTTLE OPENER?!?”

9. thekamisama- July 17th, 2006 at 2:13 pm

   the pepsi bottle and the penis do not freak me out as much as that fact that this godly giant has a creditcard, and no pockets or wallet to hold it

10. Trixie- July 17th, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    can I put a cocksucker line here? or was that a universal directive?

11. warrenellis- July 17th, 2006 at 3:46 pm

    No, no, this one’s a cocksucker-friendly zone.

12. M. E. Hepler- July 17th, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    i wonder how Alan Moore feels about this.

13. J.- July 17th, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    He’s probably admiring his rock-hard abs.

    And that was John Brown. Recognize history.

14. John Judy- July 17th, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    My, the things one sees in San Diego this time of year…

15. Geoff- July 17th, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    BTW, doesn’t the penis look articulated?

    “Articulated Penis” would make a good band name.