41 Responses to “I Wish To Destroy Your Brains”

  1. lmao

  2. mission accomplished.

  3. Be somebody… but don’t wear your hair like that woman at the end. And if your mother does, for God’s sake, tell her no!

  4. Oh. My. God.

    My eyes and ears are now bleeding.

  5. Your momma’s so ugly she has to get Mr. T to defend her.

  6. well, this time you’ve done it

  7. You cruel, cruel bastard Warren…

    I lasted 58 seconds before screaming and trying to shove toothpicks down my ears, is that a record?

  8. Man..scary thing is that I remember seeing this..’84 or ’85 or something. One of the PBS shows I think, 3-2-1 Contact or something.
    Thanks for making me relive my childhood through Mr. T, bastard…

  9. http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:rt9ss38la3dg

    Mr T’s Be Somebody (Or Be Somebody’s Fool)

  10. THAT IS FANTASTIC.

    I feel complete… now I can turn on the gas and finish it all, safe in the knowledge that this is in the world.

    Hurrah!

  11. Get.My.Gun.

  12. There is no God.
    No, Everything does NOT work out in the end.
    And Virgina can get bent ’cause Santa Claus is dead.
    Mr T killed him, along with my will to serf the internet ever again… ever.

    You must excuse me now.. I have to go out and find a way to distroy the past few minutes of my life.

  13. Those shorts are hot!

    I will call them…wait for it…T-shorts.

  14. t-shorts for all, foo’!!!

  15. if you think thats bad, wait till you hear his fashion tips…

  16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw9s7mwf2FQ

    link would help.

  17. Years later Glenn Danzig would cite this as a major influence on his ‘hit’ “MOTHER”… that and the steroids I guess.

  18. Dance, Mr.T, DANCE!

  19. I own the original VHS tape that this comes from. I used to work at a drug counseling clinic and in exchange for having to process urine samples from surly crack users (and nice former crack users, to be honest) and sit next to a copy machine that smelled like pee from faxing drug screen results to probation officers, I helped myself to the Mr. T motivational video from our prevention library. The whole thing is like this–it’s a musical. These kids try to teach him how to breakdance. New Edition also makes an appearance. It is truly breathtaking.

  20. If only Ed Gein had been around to hear this…

  21. Thank you Warren. Thank you for this.

  22. T- Shorts are very hot. We should order some for Warren.
    Sexi Warren with just his cane and T- Shorts.
    Moo Hoo Ha Ha!!!

  23. *twitch*

  24. i found it utterly adorable.

  25. You know, when I finally do lose my hearing, I just know that this travesty will be playing in my head until the day I die.

    Thanks a lot, Warren.

  26. There is a cuteness here that escapes mere words.

  27. Ahaahaahaah.

    It’s like a Mad TV skit, only funny.

  28. When I think of the many soul anguishing ways to torture people I will think of this first.

  29. That’s gotta be the same stage as the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle…

  30. If those shorts were any shorter his testicles would be wearing a thong.

  31. I can’t… feel… my legs… send rum brughal.

  32. “Yo momma’s snatch be so nasty, they make contestants eat it on Fear Factor!”

    Truly, this is comedy.

  33. I hate to act jaded in Warren Ellis’ very own website– but I’ve seen that video a good year or two ago…which is trumped, I suppose by people who actually saw the infernal thing on the TV.

    Still though, I forgot it ever existed. Must have been my brain protecting me.

  34. Oh yes, this little flick of horror has made it’sw rounds on the net before.
    It’s still awful to watch. Not Tubgirl.com awful, but close.

  35. You Destroyed mine

  36. I love how Mr. T was willing to let the rude insults continue to fly UNTIL they DARED bring Mothers into it…

  37. i can’t help but wonder what MR T’s mother had to say about this.

    is it a bad sign when things like this are no longer unsettling?

  38. If it ain’t tubgirl– it ain’t shit.

  39. You know Warren, of all the disturbing shit you’ve ever put on your site, this is by far the winner.

  40. After foolishly watching that all the way through, I wish I was fucking dead.

  41. For those of you who understand Spanish, here’s the parody they made in a Spanish TV comedy show a couple of years ago, “Hijo de puta hay que decirlo mas”, which thanks to YouTube became later a huge hit in the Spanish blogosphere:

    http://www.escolar.net/MT/archives/2006/01/hijodeputa_hay.html

    Enjoy.