23 thoughts on “America Sells Cronenbergesque Cumshot Gun”

  1. That’s been a meme for a while. The weird little jewish kid that sits across from my desk at work plays it all the time, and emails it to everyone.

  2. The really gross part is that there’s probably hundreds of pedophiles jerking off to this commercial RIGHT NOW.

    Ew. I think I need a shower.

  3. Not only are these hypothetical pedophiles jerking off to the commercial… they’re probably refilling their empty gun’s ooz containers in the process.

  4. This is what is wrong with America and why we are loosing the war on terror.
    Rappers drive better armored Hummers than our Army…
    and these weapons are in the hands of children, not with the troops where they belong!

  5. I work at Toys”R”Us here in Tulsa. We’ve had that video playing on a promo for about two months, and most of us can’t stand to have it on for more than ten seconds. Our manager eventually threatened that if the video was turned off during the day he would write up everyone who was working at the time and fire anyone caught redhanded. So far, I’ve been written up twice, three people have been fired, and two people have quit over the fucking Ejakulator 2500 (they renamed it after it shipped and made us put stickers on it saying “Oozinator”, honest).

    It’s funny that you mentioned Cronenberg since the entire thing is shaped like a hideous giant bug carpace. Anyone see “Naked Lunch”?

  6. I work at Toys”R”Us here in Tulsa. We’ve had that video playing on a promo for about two months, and most of us can’t stand to have it on for more than ten seconds. Our manager eventually threatened that if the video was turned off during the day he would write up everyone who was working at the time and fire anyone caught redhanded. So far, I’ve been written up twice, three people have been fired, and two people have quit over the fucking Ejakulator 2500 (they renamed it after it shipped and made us put stickers on it saying “Oozinator”, honest).

    It’s funny that you mentioned Cronenberg since the entire thing is shaped like a hideous giant bug carpace. Anyone see “Naked Lunch”?

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