I’m Amazed It Took Them THIS Long

May 25th, 2006 | researchmaterial

When operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm, a group of young hotties get embroiled in the mystery that finds them seeking the master’s bodily fluids at all costs. Such is the yarn woven in Hustler Video’s The Da Vinci Load


20 Responses to “I’m Amazed It Took Them THIS Long”

  1. Sweet. The “acting” will be as wooden as the real movie…

    Thank the Maker that the Opus Dei lesbian scenes will more than make up for it.

  2. Re: bounty on Dan’s head

    all KINDS of ways, Euphie: http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=2576

  3. Codex = Cotex?

  4. Jesus was a gimp.

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  6. dear lord……..

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  8. Hopefully better than the original. Almost surely.

  9. I wonder if Jesus marries Mary Magadalene in this version before they have that hot DP/double anal scene with Ron Jeremy?

    Oh don’t look at me that way, it’s in the fucking bible.

  10. I feel horrible about having heard about this movie a while ago.
    Horrible.

  11. OOOOhhhh yeeeah, hot opus-dei self-flagellation, yeahhhh BABBBBY!!
    And what do they want the holy bodily fluids for? Make an army of new baby Jesus (Jesi?)?

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  13. I think the plural of Jesus is Jesufoxim, that’s three years of latin I talking.

  14. And that right there is why Latin is a dead language.

  15. The saddest thing is that this porno probably still has more plot than Dan Brown’s novel.

  16. Prequel:

    Angels & Semens?

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  18. Gotta love the titles they come up with, at least…

    “Tit’s a Wonderful Life”

  19. It’s actually a rip-off of a more obscure work called “Holy Rod, Holy Grail” which was filmed in Zurich by some 33rd degree Masons.

  20. I agree; this will probably be better than the original movie.
    6 euros and 2h30min wasted.