20 thoughts on “I’m Amazed It Took Them THIS Long”

  1. Sweet. The “acting” will be as wooden as the real movie…

    Thank the Maker that the Opus Dei lesbian scenes will more than make up for it.

  2. I wonder if Jesus marries Mary Magadalene in this version before they have that hot DP/double anal scene with Ron Jeremy?

    Oh don’t look at me that way, it’s in the fucking bible.

  3. OOOOhhhh yeeeah, hot opus-dei self-flagellation, yeahhhh BABBBBY!!
    And what do they want the holy bodily fluids for? Make an army of new baby Jesus (Jesi?)?

  4. It’s actually a rip-off of a more obscure work called “Holy Rod, Holy Grail” which was filmed in Zurich by some 33rd degree Masons.

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