I’m Amazed It Took Them THIS Long

May 25th, 2006 | researchmaterial

When operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm, a group of young hotties get embroiled in the mystery that finds them seeking the master’s bodily fluids at all costs. Such is the yarn woven in Hustler Video’s The Da Vinci Load

20 Responses to “I’m Amazed It Took Them THIS Long”

  1. Sweet. The “acting” will be as wooden as the real movie…

    Thank the Maker that the Opus Dei lesbian scenes will more than make up for it.

  2. Re: bounty on Dan’s head

    all KINDS of ways, Euphie: http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=2576

  3. Codex = Cotex?

  4. Jesus was a gimp.

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  6. dear lord……..

  7. [...] (via Warren Ellis) [...]

  8. Hopefully better than the original. Almost surely.

  9. I wonder if Jesus marries Mary Magadalene in this version before they have that hot DP/double anal scene with Ron Jeremy?

    Oh don’t look at me that way, it’s in the fucking bible.

  10. I feel horrible about having heard about this movie a while ago.
    Horrible.

  11. OOOOhhhh yeeeah, hot opus-dei self-flagellation, yeahhhh BABBBBY!!
    And what do they want the holy bodily fluids for? Make an army of new baby Jesus (Jesi?)?

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  13. I think the plural of Jesus is Jesufoxim, that’s three years of latin I talking.

  14. And that right there is why Latin is a dead language.

  15. The saddest thing is that this porno probably still has more plot than Dan Brown’s novel.

  16. Prequel:

    Angels & Semens?

  17. [...] The DaVinci Load. ‘Bout time! [...]

  18. Gotta love the titles they come up with, at least…

    “Tit’s a Wonderful Life”

  19. It’s actually a rip-off of a more obscure work called “Holy Rod, Holy Grail” which was filmed in Zurich by some 33rd degree Masons.

  20. I agree; this will probably be better than the original movie.
    6 euros and 2h30min wasted.

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State of South Carolina Secretary of State Subversive Agent Form

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Check the appropriate box. Do you or your organization directly or indirectly advocate, advise, teach or practice the duty or necessity of controlling, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, the state of South Carolina or any political division thereof?
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"Inflection Points" Presentation

Open The Future - 08 Feb 10

For those folks who are interested, here's the Slideshare version of the presentation I gave last week at the Earthquake Engineering Research Institute annual meeting. I was asked to talk about foresight thinking, as the event theme was "The Big One of 2056: What Went Right?" a look at a fictional 7.8 quake in the SF region that was handled as well as they could imagine possible.

My goal was to offer a bit of reassurance to the audience that there is some real utility to thinking about the future, and to spell out (in a cursory way) the kinds of big picture issues they should keep in mind while looking ahead forty-six years.

By and large, it was a successful talk. The post-talk questions were engaged, with little push-back, and I'm told that the overall response from the audience was quite positive.

The talk was video recorded, and I'm told will eventually be available to the public. I'll link when that happens.

CAN GIFTING ECONOMIES SCALE?

John Robb - 08 Feb 10

A gifting economy is different from a barter or market economy in that valuable items are given away to those that need them, without any quid pro quo, exchange, or payment.  Gifting economics (lots of great papers on this topic) were/are the economic heartbeat of hunter-gatherer tribal cultures, the social organization where we spent 99% of our time as homo sapiens sapiens.  Barter was, in contrast, a mechanism for economic interactions between tribes.  

This gifting economic system wasn't based on pure altruism.  It did have an enforcement mechanism to ensure compliance with the system over the longer term.  On the positive side, there was an intangible increase in the social status (using personal or societal metrics) of a tribal member that gifted an item.  On the negative, a failure to offer hospitality or gifts to those in need was considered a mortal slight that could incite violence or expulsion from the tribe.

There were also a considerable number of drivers for gifting at the tribal level.  Here are some:

  • The survival of the tribe, as a group, was more important than the survival of any individual.  However, the loss of any individual could put the tribe at risk.
  • The generation of surplus and innovation was highly uncertain.  Sharing reduced that uncertainty to manageable levels.
  • Sharing reduced internal friction that could put the tribe at risk.

Scalability

It's pretty clear that the societal drivers of tribal gifting economics and the mechanisms of enforcement didn't survive the transition to a global social system composed of billions of members.   Simply, the connections between any two individuals (outside of immediate familial relationships) are too abstract for these drivers and enforcement mechanisms to be relevant.   As a result, market based mechanisms for economic interaction have gained dominance.

However, the ongoing shift of the global market-based economy from a trade in rival goods (tangible items that invoke zero sum economics) to digital non-rival goods (items that can be copied at no expense or diminishment, endlessly) provides a window of opportunity.  It may be possible to revive gifting economics for non-rival goods to amazing beneficial effect.   Some ideas on how this could scale:

  • Automated reputation metrics that enhance social status based on contributions.
  • Mechanisms built using MMO gaming as a way to tie successful gifting to status improvement (leveling) or an ability to attract investment.
  • The creation of an inside/outside barrier that separates a gifting economy from the global economic mainstream.   Automated mutual interdependence (see my friend Bruce Sterling's absolutely brilliant story on this:  "Maneki Neko").

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Latest on SNOW

So what’s the latest on SNOW? I guess two new developments art that I added a dedicated Twitter feed, and also created a Facebook fan page. The Twitter feed is mostly just automated with new articles from the site — because some people actually prefer that over RSS feeds these days — but I do keep an eye on it, and will reply to questions and comments. The Facebook page is just another way of putting the site out there, and should be a good way of informing members of SNOW-related events as they happen.

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