20 Responses to “I’m Amazed It Took Them THIS Long”

1. The_Pete- May 24th, 2006 at 4:44 pm

   Sweet. The “acting” will be as wooden as the real movie…

   Thank the Maker that the Opus Dei lesbian scenes will more than make up for it.

2. tribe.net: www.warrenellis.com- May 24th, 2006 at 5:03 pm

   Re: bounty on Dan’s head

   all KINDS of ways, Euphie: http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=2576

3. Johnny Anarchy- May 24th, 2006 at 5:16 pm

   Codex = Cotex?

4. Edmund Schluessel- May 24th, 2006 at 5:39 pm

   Jesus was a gimp.

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6. el_randall- May 24th, 2006 at 6:02 pm

   dear lord……..

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8. Marc Manzo- May 24th, 2006 at 6:44 pm

   Hopefully better than the original. Almost surely.

9. garrett- May 24th, 2006 at 7:14 pm

   I wonder if Jesus marries Mary Magadalene in this version before they have that hot DP/double anal scene with Ron Jeremy?

   Oh don’t look at me that way, it’s in the fucking bible.

10. Tom Flask- May 24th, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    I feel horrible about having heard about this movie a while ago.
    Horrible.

11. optical- May 24th, 2006 at 8:56 pm

    OOOOhhhh yeeeah, hot opus-dei self-flagellation, yeahhhh BABBBBY!!
    And what do they want the holy bodily fluids for? Make an army of new baby Jesus (Jesi?)?

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13. Jesse Washburn- May 24th, 2006 at 10:13 pm

    I think the plural of Jesus is Jesufoxim, that’s three years of latin I talking.

14. warrenellis- May 24th, 2006 at 10:56 pm

    And that right there is why Latin is a dead language.

15. thekamisama- May 24th, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    The saddest thing is that this porno probably still has more plot than Dan Brown’s novel.

16. Johnny Anarchy- May 24th, 2006 at 11:27 pm

    Prequel:

    Angels & Semens?

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18. Matt- May 25th, 2006 at 5:28 am

    Gotta love the titles they come up with, at least…

    “Tit’s a Wonderful Life”

19. RMC- May 25th, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    It’s actually a rip-off of a more obscure work called “Holy Rod, Holy Grail” which was filmed in Zurich by some 33rd degree Masons.

20. Anders- May 27th, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    I agree; this will probably be better than the original movie.
    6 euros and 2h30min wasted.