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  1. The_Pete

    The_Pete

    Sweet. The “acting” will be as wooden as the real movie…

    Thank the Maker that the Opus Dei lesbian scenes will more than make up for it.

  2. Johnny Anarchy

    Johnny Anarchy

    Codex = Cotex?

  3. el_randall

    el_randall

    dear lord……..

  4. Marc Manzo

    Marc Manzo

    Hopefully better than the original. Almost surely.

  5. I wonder if Jesus marries Mary Magadalene in this version before they have that hot DP/double anal scene with Ron Jeremy?

    Oh don’t look at me that way, it’s in the fucking bible.

  6. I feel horrible about having heard about this movie a while ago.
    Horrible.

  7. optical

    optical

    OOOOhhhh yeeeah, hot opus-dei self-flagellation, yeahhhh BABBBBY!!
    And what do they want the holy bodily fluids for? Make an army of new baby Jesus (Jesi?)?

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  9. Jesse Washburn

    Jesse Washburn

    I think the plural of Jesus is Jesufoxim, that’s three years of latin I talking.

  10. And that right there is why Latin is a dead language.

  11. The saddest thing is that this porno probably still has more plot than Dan Brown’s novel.

  12. Johnny Anarchy

    Johnny Anarchy

    Prequel:

    Angels & Semens?

  13. Gotta love the titles they come up with, at least…

    “Tit’s a Wonderful Life”

  14. RMC

    RMC

    It’s actually a rip-off of a more obscure work called “Holy Rod, Holy Grail” which was filmed in Zurich by some 33rd degree Masons.

  15. I agree; this will probably be better than the original movie.
    6 euros and 2h30min wasted.

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