24 thoughts on “Come, Friendly Bombs…”

  1. I don’t get it…a vagina in the heel of a foot?

    Do people DREAM of cutting off a woman’s foot and fucking the stump?

    I don’t want to think about it.

  2. There is a vagina in that foot.

    A vagina in that foot.

    Do they make a breast version where there’s a vagina in a boob?

    Why does this feel like a CSI episode gone horrible wrong?

  3. “Now taking bets on what Ellis book this will appear in. Easy money’s on Fell or Desolation.”

    Actually it already has been in an Ellis book, or the equivalent there of. Just read Stranger Kisses.

  4. Holy shit. The store I work at actually sells these things, and now I’m kicking myself for not submitting them. The only reason I can think of for this failure because just thinking about them for more than the time it takes to giggle gives me the heebies.

    The damn thing is also tiny. The 4 1/2″ love tunnel (hee) is about 90% of the size of the foot stump. So not only are you fucking a foot, you are fucking what is, in essence, a child’s foot.

    Swear to god, if somebody actually buys one of these things I’m quietly slipping their info to the cops. Normally I’m for tolerance and all that crap, but latex child footginas can lead nowhere but awful.

  5. “Now taking bets on what Ellis book this will appear in. Easy money’s on Fell or Desolation.”

    Wolfskin. I see a Viking smashed on too many muscaria ‘shrooms sewing half-rotted ladyparts together…

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