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Those Kids We Donated To Made It To Space Camp, By The Way

“We drove her to the airport this morning. She donned a hideous lime-green T-shirt that said “Reach for the Stars” that matched the lime-green T-shirts all the other kids were wearing. The color smites the eye so violently that there is no chance that one of the kids could wander away and get lost…”


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  1. Mr Mxyptlk Mr Mxyptlk

    Behold: Internet Jesus has launched children into space.

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