9 Responses to “Enemy Of The Planet Earth”

1. Melinda- January 28th, 2006 at 1:00 am

   I assume you succeeded in your nefarious scheme to rob him of successful quittage?

2. jeffrey- January 28th, 2006 at 1:37 am

   Warren, did you send over the cute Jewish painter girl across the hall who smokes and made me not really care about quitting?

3. warrenellis- January 28th, 2006 at 1:39 am

   That was me, yes. You see how I take care of my friends?

4. Stefan Jones- January 28th, 2006 at 4:52 am

   Was Rowland ever able to get rid of the little guy who followed him around on a sparrow?

5. coma- January 28th, 2006 at 1:41 pm

   ot: the first page of nextwawe (i have to read the rest), with the epic tale of captain fuck (i assume that’s his name), made me really laugh.

   now i want to apologize and pay for my sins. 7 or 8 years ago i sent you an email telling it was not nice to link rotten.com (or another similar site, i’m not sure) to your site. ehm. i was young and stupid. i think you don’t often read emails, so the apology is just like “hi, i’m john and i am a drug-addict”.
   ahh, now i feel better.

6. On Cam- January 28th, 2006 at 2:35 pm

   It kept my attention for all but 2 minutes, you really like this stuff?

7. Lone Canuck- January 28th, 2006 at 3:43 pm

   How soon before the “Enemy Combatant” shirts appear?

8. Stop Smoking- September 7th, 2006 at 8:37 am

   Warren, the definition of a cigarette is:

   A pinch of tobacco with poison added, rolled up in paper, with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

   Stop Smoking now.

9. warrenellis- September 7th, 2006 at 12:21 pm

   How about you fuck off before I start looking for your home address?