17 Responses to “And, Before I Sleep The Sleep Of The Beloved…”

1. Carey- December 10th, 2005 at 1:38 am

   You are wrongheaded.

2. ]@/\/\!3- December 10th, 2005 at 2:09 am

   AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh………………………

   YOu got me again.. !!!

   And my 3-yr old son walked by and saw the “penis-man”… so I told him it was a space monster. (He likes Power Rangers… so I guess he bought it.)

   You fukker.
   xoxox
   : )

   -]@/\/\!3

3. Normal- December 10th, 2005 at 2:18 am

   Hell, that wasn’t as bad as violent hemroid weightlifter guy.
   http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

   You can do better.

4. Kristin- December 10th, 2005 at 2:57 am

   Hum. What would the advantage me to move a dick like that?

5. Napalm Dog- December 10th, 2005 at 3:33 am

   Ok, the first guy is definitely Jewish, yes? The second guy was trying to lift something way too heavy perhaps?

6. Marc Manzo- December 10th, 2005 at 4:36 am

   My guess is this man is having a new penis grown. My brain needs to try and make logic of this. Ah, on second thought I’m going to blow it out with a shotgun. This is worse than the “pink sock” weightlifter blow out.

7. Erech- December 10th, 2005 at 5:35 am

   My eyes fucking hate you, sir.

8. hassan- December 10th, 2005 at 9:03 am

   After looking at this, I question the motives behing banning me from posting on the engine.. the old man works in mysterious ways.

9. TempusFugit- December 10th, 2005 at 9:38 am

   Dammit, I’m sending you my therapist bills for this one.

10. Catie- December 10th, 2005 at 11:14 am

    I can’t shake the urge to touch it! I just want to poke it once.
    Am I the only one who feels this need to prod?

11. Ma77- December 10th, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    damn you to hell, Ellis.

12. God-monster- December 10th, 2005 at 7:09 pm

    So that’s why you are so cranky and constantly deleting my comments, Mr. Ellis!
    I am so sorry.

13. BCNbastard- December 10th, 2005 at 7:15 pm

    Fresh belly-worm for supper guys! Look! It still moves! Mmmhh yummy!!

14. NelC- December 10th, 2005 at 8:09 pm

    Eeew! Why do I keep disobeying the Ellis? Next time you say, “Don’t look,” I’m not looking, I swear.

    What is it, anyway?

15. Tom Reynolds- December 11th, 2005 at 12:27 am

    Looks to me like a colostomy where the intestine has herniated through the skin. Basically it looks like his intestine has turned inside out and *ahem* become a ‘pink sock’.

    Seen it happen before, and I can’t describe how awful the smell is…

    …funny though, looking at this picture, I’m more disgusted by the memory of the smell.

16. Blue Pigeon- December 11th, 2005 at 10:33 pm

    I can believe I’m eating and actually looking at this picture?

    This tops all previous attempts, even the ass-milkshake……

17. entropyblues- December 12th, 2005 at 6:36 pm

    It said: “don’t look”. And yet, I looked…