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DOGPOCALYPSE: They’re Coming For Us

It was at least the third fatal dog attack in metro Detroit this year. In all cases, the dogs were family pets.

According to Detroit police spokesman James Tate, police were called to the Stiles home shortly after 4 p.m. When they arrived, they saw the dog outside the house. His face was bloody.

The dog turned toward one police officer and charged him…

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  1. Isn’t this how Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS started? Maybe we’ve been looking too high…

  2. could you get some annual statistics on the subject?

    i bet it’d make a strange, and compelling comparrison to other, popular – life claiming situations.

  3. Damon Damon

    A dog was also found abandonded and almost dead in a car in my soft-hearted town today. Detroiters taking revenge, automotive style.

  4. And you’ve seen the story about the 91-year old woman attacked by her dead son’s pitbull as she was making dinner (the woman, not the dog)?

    Really, it happens more often than it’s reported. There are scores of packs of wild dogs in Detroit. Especially on the East side where nature is reclaiming whole neighborhoods because it’s so empty.

    They’re seeing deer in Detroit. DEER.

    The city’s skipped the feral part and is apparently aiming for an Azrec ruins look.

  5. Fred Fred

    what you have to do is go apeshit on pcp and then wedge your hands into the dog’s mouth (knuckles facing eachother) then use your superhuman drug-strength to snap the dog’s jaw so the fucker looks like it has two tongues. then while the dog is bleeding and crying and wishing to dog-god it was something else you laugh in its face and say “Lesson learned, jit-bag?”
    Then get stitches for hands.

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