Whenever I want to get really depressed, I go to Done Deal Script and Pitch Sales to find out how other people are getting rich:
Title: Untitled Maddock-Wilson Picture
Log Line: Centers on the Navy Marine Mammal Program and the animals being trained for military rescue operations.
Buyer: Walt Disney Pictures
More: This will be based on two pitches that were merged into “Navy SEALs” in February 2005. Patrick Aiello, Mark Ciardi, Jessie Nelson, Nina Laden and Mayhem Picturesâ€™ Gordon Gray will produce. The film is set to be live action, but could be a CGI animation project.
Title: Boob Job
Log Line: A guyâ€™s dreams come true when his wife gets a boob job, but his dream doesn’t turn out to be everything he hoped for.
Title: Live 2 Tell
Log Line: A black teen from the projects becomes a drug kingpin and then turns his life around.
Writer: Tupac Shakur
Log Line: A wimpy computer programmer switches bodies with a studly secret agent. The two become entangled in a complex web of espionage as they fight to survive and bring down their enemies.
Title: Parents on Strike
Log Line: Parents, who are fed up with their children’s behavior, decide to go on strike.
Title: Hall Pass
Log Line: A married couple find themselves going through the motions. The wife gives her husband a “hall pass,” which means permission to engage in extracurriculars. Complications ensue.
Log Line: An undercover DEA agent intent on busting a rural Indiana pot growing ring, jeopardizes her mission by falling in love.