The R. Lee Ermey Swearing Doll

August 29th, 2005 | researchmaterial

The ‘XTRA SALTY’ Gunnery SGT. R. Lee Ermey 12″ motivational figure is not for the faint of heart. Packed with a one minute sound chip of the Gunny motivating you as only the Gunny can! If you liked the first moto your gonna LOVE it ‘XTRA SALTY’!

Here is a sample of the ‘XTRA SALTY’ motivational sayings:

I am Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey, I am your senior drill instructor and your darkest nightmare.

You better give me motivation right now scumbag or I’ll rip off your head and take a giant sh*t down your neck.

Now, f**k with my button again and I’ll punch you in the snot locker so *** damned hard it’ll hospitalize your mother.

Knock off the whining you unorganized grabbastic pile of civilian sh*t or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f**k you.


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