Spit or Swallow: my friend Maddie Greene writing about wine.

…in the interest of science and international relations I came home with a bottle of Big Ass Shiraz, 2003 vintage. You’ll find this in your local grocery liquor shop for $6.99-$8.99 a bottle. A fluorescent kangaroo’s behemoth backside fills the label. The cork is hot pink plastic. Skeptical? Oh, I was beyond skeptical. I had the phone ready and the phone book open to Poison Control…

People who remember Die Puny Humans will recognise Maddie: