I have been informed (by text message, by Anna Petterson and Emma Vieceli) that FREAKANGELS won Best Webcomic tonight at the Eagle Awards.

I have told the relevant people to give the physical award — which, sadly, is still not a large bird of prey — to Paul, because he’s certainly earned having a large metal thing standing in his house leering at him the recognition.

I have been further informed that I was awarded Favourite Writer, but that can’t be true, as I’ve already won one of those, and also my name isn’t Alan Moore or Geoff Johns. I calmly await the inevitable retraction.