March 30th, 2010 | people I know

The new issue of horror magazine NECROTIC TISSUE features my friend MontiLee Stormer, who says:

It’s got my tale, Flytrap – which somehow managed to wrangle Editor’s Pick. Probably because it has boobies that eat people.



Station Ident: Some Of These Yes

March 30th, 2010 | station ident

Good morning. If the rain stops and this blinding allergy attack stops I will leave the house. In the meantime, this.


warrenellisdotcom, making no sense since 1998

Night Music: Daisy

March 30th, 2010 | music

The sainted Danielle Dax. To my mind, probably the best thing off the troubled, too-slick BLAST THE HUMAN FLOWER album.


Who’s On Tumblr?

March 29th, 2010 | brainjuice

Drop your Tumblr ID in comments. Give everyone something to read.

T-shirt Of The Week 016: COCKTAIL RECIPE

March 29th, 2010 | Work

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #016: COCKTAIL RECIPE:


We also offer several perennial items, including the new BRAIN BLEACH mug:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.