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Month: October 2008

Collecting Stray Thoughts – 2008-10-31

  • Am told that H’ween costume for greeting trickortreaters can’t be “appearing naked at the door daubed in lime chutney & waving a knife.” Bah #
  • Is Friday. Is gone noon UK time. Is FREAKANGELS time: #
  • @mollycrabapple I went to a Halloween party a few years ago and heard someone say, “look, that man came dressed as Warren Ellis.” #
  • it’s getting dark. I must go downstairs to urinate in the bucket containing the sweets for trickortreaters. TRICK, YOU LITTLE GITS! TRICK! #
  • traumatised small children by telling them our cauldron full of sweets has a snake in the bottom #
  • Small child I scared the crap out of: “That was…a trick! A TRICK! (looks at her friend and giggles with glee) That was our FIRST TRICK!” #
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