Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-10-31

November 1st, 2008 | microlog

  • Am told that H’ween costume for greeting trickortreaters can’t be “appearing naked at the door daubed in lime chutney & waving a knife.” Bah #
  • Is Friday. Is gone noon UK time. Is FREAKANGELS time: http://www.freakangels.com/?p=63 #
  • @mollycrabapple I went to a Halloween party a few years ago and heard someone say, “look, that man came dressed as Warren Ellis.” #
  • it’s getting dark. I must go downstairs to urinate in the bucket containing the sweets for trickortreaters. TRICK, YOU LITTLE GITS! TRICK! #
  • traumatised small children by telling them our cauldron full of sweets has a snake in the bottom #
  • Small child I scared the crap out of: “That was…a trick! A TRICK! (looks at her friend and giggles with glee) That was our FIRST TRICK!” #

Your Nightmares Are Complete

November 1st, 2008 | people I know

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(blame Ariana Osborne)

Or, For The Connoisseur…

November 1st, 2008 | music

You could just play all three YouTubed parts of Galas’ astonishing rendition of "Les Litanies Du Satan" from 1982, which I used to play very late at night in the house I lived at in 1987, in order to induce nightmares in my sleeping housemates. Which worked.

Your Halloween Soundtrack

November 1st, 2008 | aeropiratika, music

"Gloomy Sunday," also known as "the Hungarian Suicide Song." The story goes that the lyricist wrote it for an ex-girlfriend who’d committed suicide, leaving behind a note simply reading "Gloomy Sunday." The composer committed suicide in the year of my birth, 1968. And the song itself has become what Snopes calls "a meta-legend," an unverifiable tangle of old news stories, probabilities and urban myths.

On The You Tube, I find a version by Diamanda Galas that begins with her talking about the song:

Happy Goth Christmas From Mer Yayanos

October 31st, 2008 | people I know

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("Goth Christmas" © and ™ Irene Kaoru)

FREAKANGELS 0033

October 31st, 2008 | Work

Is Friday.  Is past noon in UK.  Is free stuff time for you: FREAKANGELS episode 33.

Happy Halloween From Chip Zdarsky

October 31st, 2008 | people I know

Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-10-30

October 31st, 2008 | microlog

  • @nvining O’Brien is 66 and Hartnell was long retired and dead at 67. #
  • And to everyone else: GOOD MORNING, SCUM #
  • @fauxred rule of thumb: if I’ve been awake less than two hours, it’s morning, regardless of what the clock says. Great lanky time fascist. #
  • @John_Corey a place where I can talk with my friends, and anyone else is welcome to listen in. I didn’t make anyone follow me. #
  • Not to say I won’t meet new people through this thing. But Twitter would be worthless to me if I had to follow 9000 people back…! #
  • I’m noticing more than a few people interested in actively “collecting” followers and telling the rest of us we’re not using Twiiter right. #

Cover Preview: DOKTOR SLEEPLESS #13

October 31st, 2008 | Work

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Collecting Stray Thoughts - 2008-10-29

October 30th, 2008 | microlog

  • Though, I have to say, I’d watch Idris Elba as the Doctor. (I mean, since I have to sit through it anyway, as my daughter loves it.) #

On Whitechapel Tonight (29oct08)

October 30th, 2008 | brainjuice

* People are building Halloween costumes.

* The US Election Thread: One Week Out.

* Life and Youth Extension with the Seattle +H crowd.

* The self-portrait thread appears to have degenerated into people marvelling at Zo bathing in liquidised Smurfs. I don’t really know what to do anymore.

Massive monthly reboot of the board during Saturday.

Out Next Week: FREAKANGELS Vol 1

October 30th, 2008 | Work

They’re looking over unbound advance copies in the office:

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It’s Not Too Late

October 29th, 2008 | brainjuice, music

For me to go back to bed or kill myself. It’s plainly going to be one of THOSE days.

Matt Jones FTW:

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Papernet

October 29th, 2008 | brainjuice, music, researchmaterial

Found in the slideshow images for Aaron Cope’s talk on "the papernet" (2007), all of which I was accidentally reminded of by Matt Jones ten minutes ago.

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EDIT: per Matt Jones, image is from the mental Schulze and Webb.

Way, way back when, I suggested a model for the conversation about comics to bypass the then fairly fossilised working channels for such. Create a short magazine in simple black-and-white PDF and make it freeware, so that anyone could print it off. And ask people to print off a bunch and dump them in comics stores. (As opposed to the "glossy" high-end PDF-mag model we have today, which in those days was represented by an attractive, dense PDF mag called BORDERLINE.)

Years later, I condensed the idea down to a broadside model, which Alert Nerd adopted and Ectomo experimented with. But it shares the same thing in common — it’s about spitting paper at the other end. It’s also about creating objects where none existed before.

The broadside, one-sheet model can be broken down a little further. Anyone knows you can fold one sheet into a four-face booklet. You can get even more complicated than that, but, you know, I drink precisely so no-one asks me to do things involving fine motor skills.

Aaron Cope sees a "social letterbox." I see a box that spits out Things that require only minimal assembly at best. Broadsheets and pamphlets, a one-sheet culture. Emailable. Printable. Minimal.

Anyway. Just thinking out loud. Ignore me.

A Place To Bury Strangers

October 29th, 2008 | aeropiratika, music

Brooklyn seems somewhat haunted by the bedheaded spectre of 1987-88 right now. I’m hearing a lot of fuzzed-out takes on proto-shoegaze come out of there these days. "I Know I’ll See You" by A Place To Bury Strangers does, in a lot of ways, take me back to shithole venues from the era — particularly the bass sound, which reminds me of something specific that I can’t put my finger on. The guitars are a fusion between midperiod Jesus & Mary Chain and midperiod My Bloody Valentine, the latter’s breakthrough point… I could spit out points of perceived influence all day, and my sense of sonic magpies at work could be completely misplaced. But I like it.

For Sean Bonner, who asked me for it on Twitter.

(usual standards apply — link degrades in seven days, contact degaussing at googlemail com to get it removed)

@network 28oct08

October 28th, 2008 | people I know

* Eliza Gauger’s "Flee" now available at her Etsy store:

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* This photo of Zoetica by Lou O’Bedlam reminds me so strongly of the fields I spend the ages of 5 to 7 in, I was seriously misty-eyed for a while after she showed it to me. Six years old and walking home from school in the summer; the path home looked so much like this, light and all, that I was struck dumb for a minute.

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*Siege:

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* Kelly Sue DeConnick interviewed.

* Jamais Cascio on the Googlephone.

* Also by Jamais: a helpful guide to Wil Wheaton’s performance in last week’s CRIMINAL MINDS:

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* Bryan O’Malley publicly declares opposal to Rock Band, gets sent Rock Band by the developers gratis, loves it. NOTE TO ALL: I HATE WHISKY. ALSO BEER, DIAMONDS, GOLD, NEW DESKTOP COMPUTERS.

One Of Those Days, Yes

October 28th, 2008 | brainjuice

Normal posting will resume shortly. I appear to have woken up nine-parts dead. Activity here may be shambolic.

Links for 2008-10-28

October 28th, 2008 | brainjuice

Ex-Transexual Wizard

October 28th, 2008 | brainjuice

I was about to go to bed when Wil Wheaton made me look at this.

LOOK AT THIS.

I will never sleep again, for fear of an ex-wizard materialising over my bed to forcibly fashion me a uterus out of Jesus.

Nina Hagen

October 27th, 2008 | music

There are, of course, many things to love about Germany, including but not limited to the beer, Kraftwerk, the food, Roedelius, a particularly fine hotel in Hamburg that I’m very fond of, and the sainted Nina Hagen, here covering Rammstein’s "Seemann" with Apocalyptica:

Halloween Week Begins

October 27th, 2008 | people I know

The beautiful redhead on the far right is of course my friend Lenora Claire. It would seem that she and a friend of hers were… I don’t know… visiting the LA wing of Hell?

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UPDATE:
From: Lenora Claire
Subject: Warren Ellis makes a Boom Boom
Body: I’m sure he’s going to kill me for that bulletin title and I really should know better than to sass Internet Jesus but he just posted this on his blog which has me cracking up. For the record I was at club Shits & Giggles to dump pudding down my friend Boom Boom’s underpants. Now…doesn’t that make a bit more sense.

Stimmung

October 27th, 2008 | music

I think STIMMUNG was the first piece of Stockhausen I ever heard. I’ve rarely been without a copy since, because I hear something new in the same recordings every time. Written in the year of my birth, STIMMUNG is a composition for six voices with six microphones, a complex system of rhythmic, cycling polyphonies. This excerpt from a recent performance of the work is set in a reservoir outside Darmstadt in Germany, which would put it not too far from Castle Frankenstein.

From liner notes to a 1986 recording:

In each section a new overtone melody or ’model’ is introduced and repeated several times. Each female voice leads a new section eight times, and each male voice, nine times. Some of the other singers gradually have to transform their own material until they have come into ’identity’ with the lead singer of the section . . . by adopting the same . . . tempo, rhythm and dynamics. When the lead singer feels that ’identity’ has been reached, he or she makes a gesture to another singer who leads the next section. Each model is a set of rhythmic phonetic patterns, often with actual words used as their basis, such as ’Hallelujah’ or ’Saturday’.

In 29 of the sections, ’magic names’ are called out. These are the names of gods and goddesses from many cultures-Aztec, aboriginal and Ancient Greek, for instance-and have to be incorporated into the character of the model.

I Heard The Voice Of Satan

October 26th, 2008 | music

I guess it must’ve been around 1994. Marie Javins had been telling me about this guy she knew from her Texas days, who seemed to spend a lot of time in and out of the nuthatch, and may possibly have been institutionalised for pushing an old lady through a window while attempting to exorcise her. Details are hazy. And she put together a mixtape of this guy’s music, which she’d collected from him over the years.

What I love about the search for new music is hearing that which you never heard before. Most things sound a bit like something else. Only every couple of years, if you’re very lucky, do you turn up something that is really seriously unlike anything you heard before.

And so I played the tape of recordings by Daniel Johnston. And have been fascinated ever since.

The really odd thing about Johnston is the classic pop structure underlying his stuff. Check out M Ward’s arrangement of Johnston’s "To Go Home" sometime. And it’s not hard to pick out the old blues figures in "Don’t Play Cards With Satan." This version isn’t as deranged as the one on that tape — by three and a half minutes in he was giving it a throat-shredding shriek — but it’s close. Watching him sing it, though, is probably harder, in an odd way.

4chan Ruminate On That Piece About My Daughter Turning 13

October 26th, 2008 | brainjuice

4chan awe, terrify and sicken me: http://zip.4chan.org/co/res/6340037.html

I do like those people.

Also, I like their belief that I have more than one cock.

Also, pedotards stay away from my daughter or I’ll smear your tiny dicks off with the sole of my boot.

But mostly I like those people.

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(link sent by Twitter user i_am_iron_man_d, thanks)

Positive Reinforcement Therapy

Coilhouse - 20 Nov 09

This one goes out to Nadya, Zo, and especially Courtney Riot, our beloved creative director. Hang in there, babies.


Post tags: Coilhouse, Serious Business

?I?m bad? I?m a man? I HATE my penis.?

Coilhouse - 20 Nov 09

Well hello there!

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Do you lack healthy boundaries? Are you guilty of the compulsive overshare? All-too-eager to share gory, palpating details with complete strangers that no one besides your own mother and/or proctologist would ever want to know?

Non-consensual rape anecdote telling. Tactical uterus hurling in lieu of real intimate contact. The “I wasn’t breast fed enough so now I need to publicly air my personal anguish to feel properly nurtured and validated” power point presentation. “Cry For Help” cutting (across the street, not down the road). Cloaking references to life-shattering trauma in Obfuscating Yet Ominous Faerie Singsong? (patented by Tori Amos).  “Fuck You Daddy, I’m a Suicide Girl Now!” blog posts. Spontaneous primal scream therapy in the supermarket. If you have ever attempted one or more of these maneuvers, chance are, you’re a TMI Avenger.

Relax. You’re among friends. And you’re gonna loooove Body Memories. A squirm-inducing, low budget indie film directed by the same fella who brought us one of the most fabulous independent documentaries of the decade, Body Memories is…

…one man’s journey inward to find meaning in his life. He becomes an archeologist of the soul, digging through the layers of his past. Evocative images blend with a riveting performance that uncovers family secrets and buried traumas.

Enjoy.

(More clips under the cut.)


Read the rest of “I’m bad… I’m a man… I HATE my penis.”


Post tags: Crackpot Visionary, Culture, Film, Gender, Sexuality, Silly-looking types, Surreal, Testing your faith

Miss Piggy?s Teaches of Peaches

Coilhouse - 20 Nov 09

Every time an issue of the magazine goes to print, things somehow turn Highly Inappropriate here at Coilhouse. This is apparent to anyone who was there on Twitter during the hours of our final revision deadline last night. And it’s only going to get worse before Issue 04’s out. So to celebrate, a video of Miss Piggy singing “Fuck the Pain Away” by Peaches. It’s that kind of day.

[via Shannon]


Post tags: Madness, Music, Puppetry

claytoncubitt: Will Blanche, ?The Newly Constructed Towers of...

Brian Wood - 20 Nov 09



claytoncubitt:

Will Blanche, ?The Newly Constructed Towers of the World Trade Center Seen From the South Side on West Street, May, 1973? (via These Americans)

See also: Mitch Epstein, ?West Side Highway, New York City? [looking towards World Trade Center] 1977

Percy Jackson trailer

Kung Fu Monkey - 20 Nov 09

Seriously, if I were 12, this would have melted my brain. I love this trailer.

JOURNAL: How to Break and Open Source Insurgency

John Robb - 20 Nov 09

Short Answer:  divide it.

It's long been my contention that Iraq was stabilized at an acceptable level of controlled chaos due to a happy accident by al Qaeda (in an attempt to expand/lead the loose insurgency in a new direction).  What did they do?   They blew up the Golden Mosque in Samara in 2006.  This act of symbolic terrorism did indeed disrupt social networks as anticipated, however the consequences were ultimately disastrous for the Iraqi open source insurgency.  

Baghdad_Ethnic_2007_late_smThe reason for this is it broke the dynamics of the open source insurgency in ways the US and Iraqi government's COIN efforts could not.  First, it created a permanent split between Sunni and Shiite insurgent groups/militias.  Coopetition ended.  Second, it motivated large Shiite militias to start an ethnic cleansing of Sunni areas.  This put acute pressure on Sunni guerrilla groups who were too small (by design to avoid US counter-pressure) to defend themselves against large militias operating in the open.  The result was an opening, very close to the one I described in my 2005 NYTimes OpEd, that allowed the US to convert Sunni guerrilla groups into militias that were not loyal to the central government (in direct contradiction to its COIN manual).   

It's a nice example of the dynamics of many to many conflict, social network disruption, and the development open source counterinsurgency.

See this excellent description at the blog, "Musings on Iraq" for more detail on the ethnic cleansing operations.  It also includes this money quote: "the majority of the Sunni insurgency gave up and switched sides to align with the Americans rather than face annihilation at the hands of the Shiite militias, Al Qaeda in Iraq, or the United States."

NOTE:  it's pretty clear from the above that social network disruption (either through attacks on symbolic targets or blood and guts terrorism) is like playing horseshoes with live hand grenades.  It's ultimately a losing strategy for advancing an open source insurgency.  Social network disruption is very likely to break standing order 6:  don't fork the insurgency.

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-20

Girl Farts - 20 Nov 09

LINKS: 20 NOV 09

John Robb - 20 Nov 09

Some random items of interest:

  • Vigilante militias in Rio are displacing the drug gangs -- favelas under the control of militias has grown from 108 in 2005 to 400 in 2008 (out of 965).  Why?  They have a better (albeit parasitic) conflict/business model than the drug gangs since they act as a substitute for missing public goods/services normally supplied by the government.  First, they provide a minimal level of security and conflict adjudication.  Second, they make more money than the drug gangs by "taxing" everything from propane to cable TV to the gray market.  
  • US gray economy estimated at $1 Trillion (not including criminal, outside of the evasion of taxes and regulation, activities) and growing faster than the "legal" economy.  
  • Proposal and wiki for an open source fabrication lab.
  • Somali pirates are expanding operations into the Indian ocean.  The combination of positive feedback loops (maritime insurance + rapid payoffs by crisis negotiators) and legal ambiguity (the biggest fear of a western navy and governments is that they might arrest a pirate -- prompting a massive/expensive legal tussle with few certain penalties and the forced extension of a visa to the former pirate once he is released from his short incarceration).  Is a franchise model for other locales possible?
  • Yes-we-can-secede
  • A business group in Ciudad Juarez asks for UN peacekeepers.  Hilarious. "Ciudad Juarez, population 1.5 million, has an average of seven homicides a day, with the total at 1,986 for this year through mid-October."
  • Seccession.net.  County based secession effort.  

Untitled Post

blissblog - 20 Nov 09

Yume no Byouin Project

Jean Snow - 20 Nov 09

Yume no Byouin Project

Beautiful (and simple) site design featuring the illustrative work of Yorifuji Bunpei. Via Paul Baron.