Emlyn Hughes Usurps Orgasm-Sending Aliens In Brain Of Former Policewoman

March 30th, 2006 | researchmaterial

Dead football star Emlyn Hughes is using a former policewoman to contact Liverpool FC manager Rafa Benitez.

Stephany Cohen says she has been contacted by the spirit of the former England and Liverpool captain. She says he is desperate to speak to the European Cup-winning manager and wants her to set up a meeting.

Three years ago the 45-year-old featured in News Shopper, sister newspaper of This Is Local London, when she revealed aliens called “Grays” were giving her orgasms.

“The way the spirit guides and I are working is we are building up to when the aliens are coming, that is a bigger thing. At the moment we are trying to build up my energy to speak to the aliens.”

If Miss Cohen and her spirit guides agree her body is ready then she believes aliens could start speaking to humans through her this year.

She said: “It seems to be the people from Andromeda are on a very important mission to tell us on Earth something.”

Miss Cohen, of Lancaster Close, Bromley, is also expecting Grays from the planet Sirrus D to use her body to tell humans things.

Miss Cohen believes the Grays have been her spiritual guides for many lifetimes, including when she was Joan of Arc in the 1400s.

Social Voicemail

March 30th, 2006 | researchmaterial

Social Voicemail: tying friendslists to phones, from what I can see: “Call one number, leave one message, and all of your friends get it. Cheaper, faster, and easier than text messages, online bulletins, or calling everyone!”

[TAGS]sns, comms, locative[/TAGS]

Why People Should Use Google

March 30th, 2006 | people I know

Professional dominatrix Natasha Strange:

This morning when I found out that there is a web cartoon named “Princess Natasha” which has recently been acquired by Cartoon Network, I though, Yah! Imitation is of course the sincerest form of flattery, then in the shower, somewhere between shaving and conditioning my various royal parts, I realized, that this was probably, in fact, a very bad thing for me.

Indeed, a quick google of “Princess Natasha” shows that I am indeed the TOP royal, but directly underneath my link promising BDSM and cock control, there is a listing for a pre-teen cartoon called “Princess Natasha.” Oh my.

I am by no means a household name, but good god people, did they not google (google is a wonderful tool for this sort of thing) Princess Natasha and see what was out there that might be named similarly? I would think that would be a fairly OBVIOUS first step in the naming process. I can just see some parents precious 10 year old googling their idol and finding another, less age appropriate one. I can just see their upcoming project aimed at young boys named Rocco Siffredi…

coming to a TV near you:Princess Natasha And The Electrocuted Cock

Comment about Invert 29/3/06

March 30th, 2006 | FeedWordPress

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but what goes where?!

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